DukeRaver

550 pts ยท September 26, 2016


i have 3 cats and a banana nearby.

Because he thought he saved the day and told them they did a great job helping, while I had to shadow him, the staff laughing at me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this too from time to time. An elderly dementia patient once attacked me with a firehose, while I was drenched he thanked the staff...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then someone posts "what are you on about, there are no repeats." And you both wonder which is the crazy one...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of my cat being run over by a cyclist riding downhill outside my house and hitting him. Safety for these silly fluffies!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd eat a swimming pool, you don't know me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got to stay somehow huh. Even loving your mom.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Yeah graveyard shift, working, but if sleep is what ingur says it can't be wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help, I've been mugged.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I see is parrots pecking each other.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you said "yo mama is bananas" I feel it would of been a double insult, both as larger than earth and psychotic. Yet good OC joke.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I saw this in class too, cried from the small ass screen because I squinted the whole time.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I spit the corn seeds into the crowd in front of me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

It's not the party system, it's the parties themselves, maybe if they actually looked out for the voters they'd be liked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is an alternative universe where zoids and treasure planet were never as popular.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have they tried turn the lights on?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's true but if I call a slimey one winged chicken type creature a dragon it's going to sound and look downright weird

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you must know, writing a fantasy story about dragons and other mythical creatures.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But I do, I need this information.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Best farscape episode.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Windows wallpapers begging to be used.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta keep fit

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah, original content.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would it be called an owl-dog or a dog-owl?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now I'm jealous of an adorable cat, thanks Internet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Advertise on imgur to save money!

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was pointing out. All jobs can be stressful, not just the services.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's smuggle in cat and man marriage in the upcoming vote just for these two!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

How about you check that attitude. Anyone can have a bad day at work and 22 hours can be highly stressful if it's depending on others lives.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

So how did you get in there?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I want to pet tiny diks" is something I thought I'd never say today.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0