DukeElectra

801 pts · January 13, 2018


Also the 2 loser guys just watching and not helping her can suck a big D

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

One might also say all religion is misguided.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evidently the air purifier purifies the air.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oops. But u know what I’m talking bout 😉

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A show of hands by others turned on by this 👋

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now they’ve made America great again they’re greatening Italy too. 😓

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 does she have a forehead tat that says “food”? I’m feelin it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 I wish I had this kinda discipline. I wouldn’t have diabetes if so.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can vouche. It gets weirder too… the mushroom gives chemical signals to the ants to specify what kind of plants it wants to be fed… even weirder, the plants give off toxins that harm the mushroom organism so that the the ants will stop cutting its leaves. The cycle continues. There’s a documentary about all of this.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We’re gonna need more straps.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No matter how chilly it is you’ll never catch cold watching this forecast

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the Inca were so smart then why didn’t they put in escalators?!?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Wheee!”
-that driver probably

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12-step would have totally been a fine alternative ending also. In short, I hope she seeks help.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#9 Would have rather it ended with her checking into rehab.

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

That’s not a real dragon. I can tell the difference. Pretty convincing though.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

“Look what I can do!” -Stuart

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these compliments making it hard to maintain my grumpiness.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*blushing*

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compliments will get you everywhere my dear.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are already laws that should have prevented it such as: a convicted felon cannot run for or be elected pres. countless constitutional laws trampled over under his terms. For some reason all this is just slipping by because he causes too much chaos to keep up with.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I just use any nail long enough for the job.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crack a can of tuna and pour the juice in the air vent below the windshield. Reach up number the car and find a safe place to wedge the can. That Mercedes will smell like a corpse in a week or so.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t quite put my finger on it but there’s something familiar with these…

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cop, one pig in particular
Admonished my mannerisms vehicular
I croaked like a toad
“Sir, I drove off the road at the sight of those clouds,
they’re lenticular!”

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did that thing growl?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a shame. Not a Walmart in sight.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sir, you CAN park there!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dickussy

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mess with the bull/ get the horns

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0