DukeBushido

2292 pts ยท December 24, 2020


Just tell me where his grave is! My bladder is about to bust!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's t he good stuff right there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Divorce: an essential part of conservative family values.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what a Tyranid Swarmlord is, but that is some damned fine painting. Congratulations on the success; I hope you enjoy that for a long time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would take up a collection if I thought the fuckers would _go_.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...with the entrails of the last priest."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he doesn't clean up that shadow, he's going to look awful in his drag get up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Alpha male" = "I am insecure and worried you might notice my man boobs."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, you are just getting better and better! Keep it up. (and I'm grooving on the suit. Excellent presentation!)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Any yelling "I am an alpha male" might just as well be saying "I have teats!" from everything I've seen of the sad little bastards.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! Be proud; it's an awesome costume!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are the web lines actually shiny, or is that something in the image? Because that's pretty damned cool.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's that Akbar gif when I need it? Something's screwy. Let's see what else gets attached to it before it passes, or gets shot down and repubs can point and say "see?! They don't want to pass it!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My coworker and his family prayed for that cancer cure for seven years. They buried his sister yesterday. Fuck your bullshit magic invisible sky man.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this piece of shit is your mom, walk away. Find a happy friend with parents. Tell them. Find someone who will love _you_ and who you are, and not who they think you should be.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tradition says he will be shot, his corpse hung upside down from a tree where it will be beaten and shot by angry citizens. But you know... It's just a tradition.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Father is a Republican.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

There is so much noise about this. Fortunately, I have never given a flying fuck about sports, so I'm completely cool with it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first glance, I read "Artificial" and thought "those are the best damned muppets I have ever seen!"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Won't give them meds? GIve them guns.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And this is how I find out Kobe is dead.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When the time comes to decide between covering for or even just ignoring a "bad apple," I hope you remember exactly how you feel right now, and why. Don't take it personally, but given the evidence all around the country, I don't have high hopes. Please, prove me wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, Vanilla Ice. Well done.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a Republican. They are mentally incapable of separating sex from children.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus, Mike. Even a fucking _dog_ isn't that damned loyal....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna be seein' a lot of churches and republican clubhouses moving out of state.....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only reason I watch Desantis make speeches.....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"People have said..." Well that bullshit sounds familiar. Any bets the same morons fall for it?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fungi follow the C'Thulhu Rule: just because you worship and delight in them doesn't mean they won't kill you without a thought.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0