Thanks for asking.
8
1
77
*pop*
9
34
81
Contest.
-1
15
49
Black Santa stole his bike,
0
5
70
:(
10
20
68
Twizzlers
14
4
65
I dropped a Hankey.
10
5
54
Everyone always asks me if I'm cold...it used to suck but now I call myself Nipple Man.
17
19
3726
I'll wait for you
15
8
696
True Story
2
4
65
Pizza Pits
8
8
1109
3 hours in one store.
17
16
74
And then begins the wack season.
9
27
46
The sensation
5
12
79
*Crickets*
-7
7
116
Dear Imgurians,
16
10
63
What happens after Easter...
15
6
75
Spring? You mean Extended Winter?
4
3
85
Just took a deep breath (More to story...)
134
78
148
Honesty is the best policy.
32
7
61
It has to be true, as he said he's a prince.
-3
5
36
But is it drill proof?
14
16
788
Well it gets rid of one problem.
1
5
120
Now I have volcano insurance.
4
2
103
Luckily the office has a good sense of humor
17
5
148
Here's a small tale
29
27
52
I got 5 on it.
48
28
80
Coffee makes me poop and sleepy
3
7
2045
His early college years
2
5
45
My biggest peeve
50
20
57
He murdered his girlfriend, his girlfriends mother and his daughter...
-3
12
1442
Smells like lemons
13
1
68
One of my top 4!
21
19
31
At least 6-7 times a day
16
38
83
My opinion on the next GOT season
9
9
44
It's busy but that's really it.
0
4
94
Coming from the Midwest...
8
19
72
MRW I buy my wife something nice (recently) and she sees someone else with something more modern...and she says
14
9
1307
OH MY LAWD
13
4
79
Bon Appetit
-3
20
45
Hello Kitty, Eater of Souls.
59
11
5148
Cutler is next on the chopping block
8
8
163
Everyone knows a Bob..
28
4
49
Nailed it
6
2
51
Please don't crucify me for this
14
40
52
Photobomb Master
4
4
53
For a kids place, it's pretty good.
29
16
38
OH GOD OH GOD
15
12
33
The pop...just for your pussy
27
7
128
Meanwhile, everyone else is hung over and making bad decisions.
14
11
3416
Money don't grow on trees
17
10
589
FML
18
59
63
So tell me what you want what you really really want
3
5
143
MRW you're ordering food and ask your wife if she wants anything, she says no. As you're about to take a bite from your burger she says....
15
16
167
Ugh
0
65
58
Mandatory voting? Here's my candidate.
7
10
47