DuckFan87

31160 pts ยท November 8, 2014


#12 I wish I could get excited about new movies the way I did when I was a kid.

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I feel like this lately. I'm a software developer and I'm learning some new technologies for a hobby project. It's on fire right now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm jealous of that 89 Batmobile. I missed my chance at it.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have Little Caesar's and Orange Crush.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had food poisoning this weekend and I don't think I'll trust one again ever.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Comfort food

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just buy arrows everytime we end up back in town to balance it out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 my grandmother used to say Wal-Marks instead of Wal-Mart.

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Nah, 2020 got 'em.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 do girls want booty pics??

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I liked vegetables more. For me, they really do taste like sad.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this from the early 2000s. My friend's parents owned a restaurant and they had these on the table.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel you. Work has been crazy lately. I'm hoping it calms down pretty soon.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Informer!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is neither a meme, nor funny.

3 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

#5 I was always the kid who hated vegetables. Then I grew up...to be the adult who hates vegetables.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 more like $20

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#12 I would like an explanation

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

On the day they laid me off, they reminded me that my non-compete was still in effect for 1 year. Sons of bitches.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm a programmer and I had that agreement once, along with a non-compete.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When I told my parents I was embarrassed to tell people I was Christian, what I really meant was I was embarrassed of this kind of thing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I always liked the clown fish.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have always wanted a van like that with a mural.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 I've never heard them called "Bro Globes" before.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

shekeltime.jpg

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is why I try to arrange it to where I don't get a refund.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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#3 Age of Empires for me.

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