27790 pts · April 29, 2015
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
No, fuck Christians.
Damn, I thought the Jaguars and Bortles were just made up for the good place.
At work. Falling asleep at my desk with imgur open on my phone.
My sister
Both toes of internet: porn and memes
I enjoy
Now I’m erect
Not a bear
Blue shirt could use those robot moves to get me to bed
Look. If you’re paying for sex on Grindr you’re doing it wrong
I did not enjoy the stage musical at all
They look and move like the monkey-with-human-faces in the Basement Jaxx film clip
I like “Scott from Marketing”. It’s very dissmissive
All of these men loving big cats are just so fuckable
I enjoy these dumps so much. Thanks for posting nice
Yo mamma’s a hot slag
You must be one of the c’s in his family. Cunt.
I’ve had chronic diarreha for 24 hours. Water isn’t cutting it anymore
Boo to my immune system for attacking my healthy nerves
I call my friends “scunts” all the time
Where the hell do you live?
So god damn sexy
Yes. But the iPad and watch are my back ups
This beautiful. I love it. I love you
That whole porn vid doesn’t live up to the hype of the gif
We quote this constantly in our house
My symptoms have progressed minimally.
Diagnosed in November 2009: went on a 16 week booze and drug bender out of sheer desperation and anger. 9 1/2 years later and
Just saw the final and it was glorious.
No, fuck Christians.
Damn, I thought the Jaguars and Bortles were just made up for the good place.
At work. Falling asleep at my desk with imgur open on my phone.
My sister
Both toes of internet: porn and memes
I enjoy
Now I’m erect
Not a bear
Blue shirt could use those robot moves to get me to bed
Look. If you’re paying for sex on Grindr you’re doing it wrong
I did not enjoy the stage musical at all
They look and move like the monkey-with-human-faces in the Basement Jaxx film clip
I like “Scott from Marketing”. It’s very dissmissive
All of these men loving big cats are just so fuckable
I enjoy these dumps so much. Thanks for posting nice
Yo mamma’s a hot slag
You must be one of the c’s in his family. Cunt.
I’ve had chronic diarreha for 24 hours. Water isn’t cutting it anymore
Boo to my immune system for attacking my healthy nerves
I call my friends “scunts” all the time
Where the hell do you live?
So god damn sexy
Yes. But the iPad and watch are my back ups
This beautiful. I love it. I love you
That whole porn vid doesn’t live up to the hype of the gif
We quote this constantly in our house
My symptoms have progressed minimally.
Diagnosed in November 2009: went on a 16 week booze and drug bender out of sheer desperation and anger. 9 1/2 years later and
Just saw the final and it was glorious.