Dubdrifter2

106 pts · June 19, 2018


The art of the expression "getting your rocks off" - when you've been up in orbit a bit too long - and you're missing your wife!?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Thought it looked a bit full in the rear!?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pissheads on the moon eh?..duh..they should know better than to crack a few cans open before they go Moon walkies?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got 3 thumbs down already!Result!!??The loonies out there are alive and well!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Don't bother Dude, your facial grooming regime is already giving you the distance you need!??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you watch paint dry at those Parties? Yawn. Zzzzzz. ??????

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didn't he take a piss and prove it's possible for water to erode the surface and create rilles from volcanic spring water-like on Mars?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jim Bakker CBC-ALL WELCOME (No dogs, gays,travellers,transgender,muslims or bankrupts).

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In his case ..... a poxymoron. Clearly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've got money to blow on THIS all over the World? .... when do we get a decent tax break and decent services eh???! Wasteful b---------s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to deal with a bully .... short, sharp, shock. Trump style USA V iran. No pussy ObamaCare

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to trigger more volcanic eruptions Hawaiian-style?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mum supervising: “Don’t break a leg guys ..... the kid glove maker and butcher doesn’t want damaged goods”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut the hatch .... the dogs already have an obesity problem!?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes a change seeing a white guy who thinks The Law is a joke!???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't bother ringing the fire brigade - they had to get rid of the ladder that did those jobs in the last round of cutbacks.?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was the face side inspired by the molten metal death throes at the end of Terminator 2? Impressively imaginative.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone who could hop off and be two faced about it??(Groan!)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was this the bright idea of the "No one is a failure" movement?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Online exams are far too easy these days - no wonder kids are stoooopid.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those turds in the East River are getting larger every year. How that one got past the U-bend I'll never know???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The backwoods guide to Transexual conversion-the 3 second nut removal method .... without anaesthetic! Ouch!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rat pee cocktail, Vial's disease ...... diptherea, typhoid, swamp fever, cholera ........... and housemaid's knee!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cum in a Jiffy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cake Britain sent to the unelected undemocratic EU Commission after Brexit .... they sent SAME one back ..... still no Reform at the EU!?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's always one ...... that needs a compass?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost a bit of time at the end.....should've put a watch on his wrist.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...."and that's how you catch a croc with a decent live bait, son ..... now stop being a pussy and reel the bugger in!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0