DuallyNotedAsshat

50393 pts · June 15, 2016


I do what I want

No, he’s holding out for a management position.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The head is at bottom right.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too....I wrapped myself burrito-style in my electric blanket and slept 10 straight hours!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was definitely getting those vibes!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Regal as fuck!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My front right recently stopped working. RIP to my favorite burner!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this where my resting bitch face comes from? I can blame my ancestors??

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noon on Mondays where I live....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snorted

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shitter was full!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Just ask Pussy Riot what those girls went through!”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op please check into an emergency divorce. Where I am a doctor just has to say you need one for your health and no waiting period.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except I applied for my hospital’s as a single mom making $26k a year and paying for student loans and braces and make too much money....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me neither....shrugs in rural Kansan....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to want to move to WA. Now it seems a little crazy for my ass.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

To show me her swimsuit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Name is Earl is some good shit!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My favorite character on the series!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my dork approves

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes I was woooooshing the smarty pants explainer. Yes those are words.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s my guess. They had to do it in a hurry for whatever reason didn’t have a bus to move them.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know that was the most fun any of them have had in years!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in years!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoooooosh

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Me too!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here’s to you and here’s to me, but if we should ever disagree, then fuck you and here’s to me!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here’s to the bee that stung the bull that got the bull to buckin’—here’s to Adam who stuck it to Eve that got the girls to fuckin’—

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does he have one and I don’t?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0