Drystools

1318 pts · August 4, 2015


Sometimes funny, maybe. I like things, Stranger or otherwise. Not one to shy away from random convos so hit me up sometime!

Conker’s Bad Fur Day.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The funny thing about my back is that it’s actually located on my cock.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No y’all lost the war.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OP is a one dimensional twit.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

What's the difference?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They're FC Barcelona players the biggest pussies in the game, diving is notoriously heavily encouraged in that club.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're FC Barcelona players the biggest pussies in the game, diving is notoriously heavily encouraged in that club.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not fat enough, hands too big.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Akchtually, Rousey wore it better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the USA!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck that bitch man, nobody deserves that happening to them. At least have the decency to end the relationship like an adult.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sick as hell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn! Y'all get Bojangles for lunch? When I was in highschool best we got was Domino's before they "changed" their recipe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely crushed this piece of ass +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not your buddy, friend.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are you calling guy, pal?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doot the doot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a sweet ass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know the movie Kingdom of Heaven? Well these guys are the modern Raynald de Châtillon attacking the pilgrims.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These aren't too bad, they're pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wondering how he was going to evade his taxes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahhh Cassius Clay, before he took the name of his ancestor's slavemasters "Mohammed"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where's Conker?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proper cheesesteaks, not that garbage by Pats ;Tip if you're ever in Philly, go to a bodega/corner store. They make the best ones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you waiting for?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! Hope Solo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he have Hillary secrets he was going to leak?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0