Dropzonemedic

1685 pts ยท October 25, 2013


As an adult who plays COD, I wish the pre-teens would stop fucking my mom.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EEEYYYYYYYYYYY girl, lemme see dat butthole!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I used the wrong kind of magazines and clips in combat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just had an airgasm.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I donate at least $1000 a year to the Ronald McDonald House. Amazing organization. Helped me make it thru the death of my infant son.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raccoons are very cool pets til they mature. We had a female when I was growing up, and as soon as she went into her 1st heat shut got real!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, I seriously laughed out loud at this!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking GENIUS!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you play Stairway To Heaven?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn dude. I hope you're happy with it. Prison tats are rough.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

True love. Look at her smile!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst fucking cartoon ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

That kid is probably the same one from Call Of Duty who keeps fucking my mom...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You creepy, creepy little fucker.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the FUCK makes something like that?!?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have sexual relations with that car.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My god that's a thing of beauty...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Ohio resident, this is 100% accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You need to clean your fingernails...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very cool. What are you making it out of?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful bike, sorry it was stolen. I hope you get it back.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy oversensitivity!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What a pretentious, judgmental dick.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I'm in like with you...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF...That's sorta scary!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit...do they seriously get that big???

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I urinated on a small retarded child.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rest In Peace, glorious Ernest.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Joggity jiggity boo

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've tried to watch episodes from all different seasons, but I just don't find it funny.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0