DropKickHead

28763 pts ยท May 8, 2017


Imagine your ghost finds out centuries from now that you're the earliest known bastard swindler

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Another way of looking at it, was brewing beer at first was like a microbe test. If it was bad water, the beer would smell/taste off.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It had it's purpose in history. It's a double edged sword. There's a reason the average peasant drank weak beer instead of water.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

(cont 2) if anything it's a way of ensuring water is fit to drink, but we no longer need it in our present day.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(cont) essentially the fact that beer making turns out "good" rather than the same batch going sour meant that water had no deadly microbes

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Beer was not a mistake, because it made water more potable. Good beer was more trustworthy to drink than whatever river water you found

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The earliest recorded mathematics mistake we can find is supposedly by a Sumerian warehouse clerk for a major beer supplier 5000 years ago

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I'm pretty sure it's quite normal in most the western world to have a first, middle, and last name. I might be wrong though.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idgaf that's still sad, it's mostly because that little robot lasted so much longer than originally planned, you can't help but be proud

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Boaty McBoatface

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But he ran away when Optimus Prime showed up

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great hams, too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She seems nice

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Mamaaaaa owoooo

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The worst part is those 8 guys got subsidies that the poor voters ignore because the media told them their neighbors got a few hundred bucks

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Indica used to freak me out because my mind couldn't take that feeling of being couch locked. Years later, indica reminds me to relax

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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Yeah let the cat have it

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They'd believe it if they saw you on it. A dude I saw on it once literally looked like Eddy Gordo from Tekken just trying to stay upright

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What the hell is going on in this gif

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Could have conquered North America. It had the right type of imperialistic culture to have been capable of it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understand it's just speculation but it's not like anyone can say I'm certainly wrong. There's an undeniable chance the Aztec empire >

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And not Nahuatl is because the Europeans conquered North America before my Mesoamerican ancestors could. I'm pretty certain they would have.

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I hope you do. I feel like this has gone off topic though, since I was making the point that the only reason why you and I speak English >

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Conquered north America the same way Alexander the Great conquered the middle east. It's just, the Europeans beat us to it.

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You're assuming all native Americans weren't imperialistic. I 100% believe that if my Aztec ancestors had a bit more time, they'd have >

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, I hope you find more connection to your ancestors and living relatives

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The Europeans when they invaded. If we had a chance to steal their boats and invade Spain instead, we probably would have done it. Brutally.

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Empires of the entire world. They were just as imperialistic as the Europeans were. Invading, pillaging, torturing. We just lost against >

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