Drewpowers

58972 pts ยท May 23, 2011


Semi-pro internet smartass. Professional real life smartass. Pay sucks for both.

Six months. Give or take a month or two.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A cousin mouthed off to the wrong person.A punch in the nose and a 1.5mi ride cost $5k. You probably paid a little of it because he didn't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead they showed a picture of him and let everyone draw their own conclusions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

They're always included... in our hearts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty handy with a hot glue gun...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Watching news footage of Democrats coming out of a classified meeting with Comey... they did not look happy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a lot closer to being Hitler than Trump ever will.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

There's always exceptions, but yeah. Blacks and Mexicans do not like each other.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But plus boobs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Honestly, I can't remember anyone I went to school with. Before facebook, you know? Sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2005-2007

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The prosecutor there would have brought it to trial.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brother and I both went there. I always hated those statues.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... hate when that happens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to assume "because fuck you"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great life hack.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You told him what lesbians eat, didn't you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That does happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda late for a costume. You posted your identity on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

More engineers need to wear hats like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jimmy Carter wanted support from the teacher's union.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

When they're there but not... It's hard.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

I still would.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now Friends was a unfunny and joy sucking show.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 13