DrMoneybeard

13357 pts · May 24, 2013


I like most things and people, occasionally I dislike other things and people. Be excellent to one another!

recognized something but Jesus it was bad. Curse every one of those motherfuckers and fuck HP for employing them.

I've traveled alone all over the world and honestly that killed a part of my trust in people.

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instructions, since I had been on a raft all day. I'd brought like $10 for beer at the end of the trip (which had been spent). No phone. No money. No map. No translation book. Nothing.

Every one of those assholes was perfectly fine leaving a woman alone on the side of the road in a strange city to save themselves 10 minutes. Every one of them had a smart phone and could have at least pointed me in the right direction first. I found my way back by walking in an increasing spiral until I

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Through a convoluted series of events I ended up the solo outsider on an HP team building whitewater rafting trip in Costa Rica.

At the end of the day the bus was supposed to drop me off at my hostel. I had PAID for this to happen. Instead the HP group decided they wanted to go straight to their cars and convinced the driver to kick me off the bus in the middle of this random city I'd been in for less than 24 hours, so had no idea where I was going. I had nothing with me as per their

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Guys, stooooooooop. You’re hurting his feelings.

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My prediction is that the US will break up into smaller nations and that will be catastrophic in the short term.

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I’m guessing some little bit of reflected light!

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

By them whining that child support usually falls on men, they admit that they themselves know that it’s usually men ditching their kids.

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The best thing about cats is that they are one of nature’s greatest predators, honed by evolution to be absolute killers. They are also my squishy dummy babies who I will cover with kisses every day, and laugh at all the silly things they do.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also ban things like thinnest and fattest person so people won’t harm themselves chasing a stupid record.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My crew has little necktie collars that I put on them when company is coming over. They are little attention sluts so they go SO excited when it’s time to get dressed up, cause they know what it means!

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If this is “I love you and you’re my best friend so I wake up early to spend time with you and love taking care of you” and he shows her the same love, it’s awesome and they are lucky. If it’s because the husband is too useless to make his own food, it’s a nightmare.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Calm down there, Diddy

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I wish that wasn’t in the same post as the vasectomy one…

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. Forgot about dogs. Maybe I was thinking first domesticated for agriculture?

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As a cis woman, this whole trans bathroom debate is insulting to us. Every time a man walks into a bathroom to assault a woman, the fucking sign on the door didn’t stop them. They don’t need to pretend to be women to assault us- that’s not what trans women are. Policing bathroom usage does not make me safer. I’ve been harassed by plenty of cis men, but NEVER buy a trans woman (or trans man for that matter). Let my trans sisters pee in peace in the stall next to me- she’s with me, if anyone asks.

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I spent one childhood summer on Salt Spring with some distant cousins. Rationally I know there were adults around, but my memory was just us running around wild, exploring by ourselves. It was magical. I love the painting!

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Millennia! Someone correct me if I’m wrong but I believe pigeons/ doves were the first animal we domesticated.

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Yeah I know this is a joke but seriously- whistles save lives in so many situations. You can make a LOT of noise with very little breath/ effort, and keep it in a pocket or hanging around your neck or clipped to your bag.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My goodness he’s such a beautiful man.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He’s LIL SEBASTIAN!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, they’re not. Knowing an individual horse’s temperament and usual behaviour goes a long way in each situation. A few of these are dicey but most are horses who are chill and happy.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I got bit by a deer once. Also my fault.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want to build a fake tiny house at the front of my real house just to fuck with snakes.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I genuinely wish we had different horn options for different needs. Low key toot for “no big deal but I’m bringing something to your attention.” Friendly toot for “hey I know that person!” Assertive beep for “I’m not sure if you see me and it’s really important that you see me right now.” And wail from the pits of hell for “fuck you and fuck your mother.”

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My chance to once again remind everyone that Randy Johnson became a photographer after retiring from baseball, and his company's logo is a dead bird.

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I have a permanent-foster cat like that - her owner, who is now in seniors residence, loved the hell out of her but didn't understand that overfeeding was harm, not love. She was like a furry bowling ball when she came, and SO uncomfortable. Plus terrified of my very friendly cats because she couldn't easily move to get away from them. She's now down to a healthy weight and she's a totally different cat. Gone from grumpy and standoffish to the sweetest girl.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? I had an acquaintance who was determined to get a cane Corso despite being an absolute couch potato. Yeah sure bud good luck with your destruction machine.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That is one happy fucking kitty right there!!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too, Tim Curry. Me too.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I got COVID I had to have a conversation with my husband so I could assess my symptoms- whether my farts ACTUALLY smelled different, indicating a gut issue, or if I was SMELLING them differently, indicating a semsory issue. Fascinating stuff to keep the romance alive.

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