Dougibert

324 pts ยท October 2, 2017


Imagine OP, you're a rich douche that keeps a big cat as a pet. Your death would have been spectacular and made all the major news outlets.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww, you're both handsome boys.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will get deleted. So, that's how Asian women are taught to drive...by their crazy fathers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

police bovines?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought it was Australia. My bad. The teachers in the US like to prescribe Ritalin.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

classic Rowan Atkinson

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FILE a complaint with your state Attorney General's office.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, how is your little girl doing? I hope it is all good news. Also, your Great Dane is grand!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

John Wick was called about 7 hrs ago. Good, he should be there shortly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we found the next Stan Lee.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wow. Yeah you went from IT to Viking. You got better looking. I'm in awe.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh TinyOctopus! These tiny murder floffs will remember. Sadly, your days are number. It was worth it though!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a small, fluffy adorable pupper

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I'll post more pictures of my soft, furry boy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lmao! OP, I give you a +1 for the cat tax alone!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do this with my shih tzu. When he gets tired, I have a large cotton grocery bag. I throw him in the bag & sling the bag over my shoulder.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMAO

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Poor girl. All she wanted to be was a rich gold digger. She didn't want to be the FLOTUS.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did anybody explain to Melania that everything the FLOTUS does is under constant scrutiny? 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Momma Cat looks like she's out cold.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much happiness in one place! Thank you, OP, I needed that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why does my shih tzu think he is the emperor's lapdog and continues to call me (mom) "yo serving wench?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only in Australia could they grow a squirrel that size.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG! This is beyond adorable that my ovaries just exploded.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If these dogs can share, there is no reason why humans cannot share.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Chinese Terminator has a nice build.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also wish he could sleep with his own 3 year old daughter. That statement alone should have brought the DFF & CPS running to the house.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

John Goodman leaving the set of Roseanne.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OP, where's Chunk? I need a picture of the "ferret in a bear suit" known as Chunk.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you boop a shark's snoot?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0