DootmasterX

4367 pts ยท July 18, 2014


I always upvote cats. Everything else is negotiable.

Watch the movie before episode 23. The movie is considered to be episode 22.5.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

If it makes you feel any better I work in a parts store and those bulbs are insanely expensive. Around 100 bux each.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everybody loses their minds!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger would get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even when the plan is horrifying."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He says "nobody panics" I don't know why the misquoted version is what people kept repeating.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also the idiots boycotted a brand of mustard called "Frenches" who had to release a statement that they were not affiliated with France.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The song that plays in this scene is actually pretty awesome. "El Trillo" or "The Trio".

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the fold.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then he fell back in... Twice. Not even kidding.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The accuracy of this statement cannot be overstated.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I can relate sadly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And those stupid snow boots like it's ever cold enough for it to be warranted.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

M for MILF

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

There was nothing Socialist about Stalin's Russia. It was a oligarchy with a sociopathic dictator in the middle.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol 45k, most people make maybe half that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well good luck to you both then, he's living the Dino dream and I'm jelly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 would feed princesses tacos again.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*presses button without even reading the downside*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why I didn't do it, I figured it'd be really hard to make money with such a specialized career choice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It worked for us at the local Regal and AMC.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ADA = American Disabled Act. Basically we paid for her ticket and I was considered her 'caretaker' so I got in for free.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lolwut, it's shit like this that makes the dating world feel like a minefield that I'd rather avoid.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I should have gone with being a paleontologist! I fucking love dinosaurs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dated a girl in a wheel chair for a while, it was super cool how we could get a free ticket to the movies thanks to the ADA.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Git-Mo

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He gets tortured for an uncomfortably long time that spans multiple episodes, then they cut his donger off.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lack of zoom angers me far greater than it should.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Double fucked by two black studs" over and over. I wish I was kidding. The song 'World War 3 is an Ice Cream Cone' was awful too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

King Missle is actually a fairly awful band full of weird gimmick songs. I stopped at a long track that just kept repeating the phrase ...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0