Doorplease

19803 pts · July 23, 2014


Imagine something thinking you’re a plant.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright alright alright… I wish we had a better choice….

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would embrace it as a single episode special. 28 minutes, not a minute longer.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was a long 49 seconds…

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I waited though the entire thing and didn’t get the angry dog I was hoping for lol. +1 go good dogos

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say this with all the love, go now, skip the funeral if you have to. I never said goodbye to my aunt,dropped everything 4 grandpa worth it

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Kent brockman, live with the news.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was pack a day and it was so worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve known many a smoker who threw up blood. Don’t worry <3 with that being said it’s time for changes. I quit smoking Nov when I got covid

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn they build their buildings to last.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn hipsters and their artisan billboards.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is why we need to ban Mexican truck drivers. (Drivers from Mexico with Mexican plates) NAFTA shit, complicated, bad for the US truckin

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

You need a smaller surface cleaner. They have to have the tips rated for your machine.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ugh had Covid in November, morderna was a nasty flashback, not looking forward to the 2nd one. Only lasted one night so nothing to worry abt

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had an old coworker do the same but she hit a convinced pedo on a motorcycle and it all just kinda got swept under the rug. Probation.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man I Love those hotels with enormous Indoor areas. Embassy suites rock.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahaha no wonder I was lost.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They aren’t contractually obligated to prevent bullying. Independent food servicing companies and their suppliers.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m willing to bet that lots of schools have only been giving out free mean kids because they are contractually obligated to pay these guys

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

Just the normal amount.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My boney ass hurt watching that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d do it but I’d probably get a weird adrenaline boner, and that feels like a line that shouldn’t be crossed.

5 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

The is why apartments have such high deposits.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only ball I’ve ever licked...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who woke up one day and said “let’s build a nuclear powered floating apartment that breaks through solid ice.“ & who took them seriously?

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1