DoorTable

2853 pts ยท April 14, 2017


Vocabulary
totalitarianism
unfortunately.

The sad 3-word story complaining about the requirements is also a haiku because fuck it.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always loved the *idea* of pole vaulting, but the risks outside of your control seem way too high. Even if the odds of the pole breaking are actually super low, it's not within your control at all and could really mess you up!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, and the telephone poles are all fucked up in the background, and the bird's body movements don't seem like they would be irl when moving like that (though they can be odd irl too), but it scared me that I didn't clock it on my own on this one...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry though, it's all supply and demand! Once people stop buying food then it'll lower food's demand! The SNAP cuts will help lower demand by reducing the number of citizens in the country, further lowering the demand for food!

(I shouldn't have to, but I feel like in this day and age I have to specify the /s here)

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First part complete! Waiting on Phase 2!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was from a while ago, but it's so refreshing to see someone genuinely not putting up with his bullshit and able to call it out in real time to his face.

5 months ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 2

There will be a ceasefire between each bullet fired!

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No talking! Just spinning!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"No american could ever afford to have that made"

God damn, I wonder how many millions of dollars that little thing must have cost!!!

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well that sucks! Glad I'm with someone who enjoys making me happy so I don't relate to this kind of "I hate my wife" boomer humour.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

As someone who identifies as a python script, I'm sitting, here waiting for you to finish your string...

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

and staying also gives everyone another reason to also join

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm confused as to why it seems to be cut out and glued to a folder itself and written directly on it rather than pages inside the folder. Weirdly high-effort for a worse result...

5 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

"There is no profile more emblematic for the front of this coin than that of our serving President, Donald J. Trump" for the 250th anniversary.

They meant that in a positive way for some reason, but to be fair it's a very accurate quote in a critical sense of how the country's going...

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I responded a couple minutes ago without reading the comments and chose the exact same names as you - extra proof that these names are meant for these kittens!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down and saw SmergBlaerghl actually ended up on the exact same names before me lol.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one looks very similar to a Himalayan kitten (My parents would occasionally breed our pure-bred one when I was growing up)

I vote Cirrus and Nimbostratus (Nimbo/Nimby for short)

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fun comparing his role here to him in breaking bad!

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More that it's extra frightening cause his administration can do things that are even further than Trump would even go while knowing that he's the extremely effective scapegoat and they won't take any personal blame. His incompetence is giving them an unchecked green light for anything they want.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can be small, but give them all VR headsets to think it's bigger

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed they're probably high, though she is swallowing the flame at one point as a slight devil's advocate.

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ai slop :/

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turnip

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's criminal what they did to Plants Vs Zombies! For that reason alone I will never forgive them, let alone all the other shit they've gotten up to. It's the one that hit closest to home for me, and it was the best set up to easy not *completely* ruin.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which I've already been returning to increasingly over the past few years cause it was getting too annoying to figure out which of the 500 streaming services had what I was looking for every time...

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, it'll just create a widespread return to the high seas once more!

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I feel like this isn't the most reliable source of news. I wouldn't say it's impossible that this is the case, but I'm gunna need a more reputable source than a random person ranting on instagram from her room. A lot of false or exaggerated beliefs start that way.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Maybe, good point. Though the more I look at it, the more I think it's got to just be a very well done case of video editing now, but who knows...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The little notch in the hammer head from nail starter could help a *tiny* bit, but probably actually necessary and doesn't take away from the skill, cause with how you've drawn it there I'd assume the nail would just bend. I'm still confused, but at least you could get a bit of a tip from the edge of the notch to try to get a part hitting the nail more centered to make this possible?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0