DoogenHeimer

646 pts · May 8, 2014


Riiiise from your graves!

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When my son was two weeks old, he had an ESBL infection. Luckily mom is a postpartum nurse and noticed something off with him very early on. Anyway, 2.5 weeks in NICU. Total hospital bill was $128,836.

My niece was a 22 week preemie. She spent 4 months in NICU when she was born. $990,000 hospital bill. We call her the million dollar baby :)

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2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I misread the title and thought it said “carrying the Olympic flame with explosion”.

I was ready for the madness, but this is good too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oracle?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“He boot too big for he goddamn feet” vibes

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember being nervous about holding a tray full of drinks. Best piece of advice I got from our busboy: “stop looking at it when you walk”. Works like a charm.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. I choose her for my debate team.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My newborn spent 2.5 weeks in the ICU for an ESBL infection. We just got the itemized bill for a total of $128,000. Fortunately, we have good insurance and only owe $1500, which still stings.

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Sat next to a girl on a flight and her job was to “floof” the cows up like this and take its “glamour photo”. Mostly used for farmers that are sending the cow off to an auction or show.

She showed me a lot of photos like this, made me appreciate how adorable cows are

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Divorce with kids is second only to probate cases where there is no will from the decedent, and a considerable estate is involved. One county I was implementing had a probate case that had been active for 30 years. The families involved ended up in a bitter feud that rivaled the Hatfields and McCoys. Another fun case was Prince’s probate case; there were SO MANY parties on the case (people claiming to be heirs) it would routinely crash out software lol. We had to issue a special “Prince Patch”

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I work for a software company that caters to court systems (and other public entities); as part of my job I get familiar with attorneys, clerks, judges, and basic matters of law. Divorce is VERY nasty, especially when kids are involved. Lawyers don’t pull any punches in making the other party look incompetent in front of the judge.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Br-br-br, br-br-br, br-br-br, brrrrrrrrr *cell phone rings*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ducky keyboard? Possibly Vermillo?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Ya see? Always thinks of the simplest things first”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alas Babylon is one I go to very frequently.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enders Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemony, etc. I like both series of books from Bean and Enders viewpoints.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

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Had an orange tabby named Mozart on account of his constant meowing (his "music"). He also ran so hard into the oven door one day he shattered the glass. Why did he hit the door so hard you ask? He heard me dumping food in his bowl.

I miss him.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#48 Listen, i liked Matilda, it's a childhood classic for me, but Eleven's power tore a hole to a parallel dimension.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I would have stocked up lol

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just picked me up a bottle of Rare Breed yesterday. Excellent choice! I'd also recommend Russels Reserve 10yr.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That form is exquisite.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a suitor.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yup. I am one of those shorting it, too.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...on Twitter now, it reflects negatively on Tesla stock price.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Take solace that he's heavily leveraged a large portion of his Tesla stock as collateral to purchase twitter. When he says dumb shit...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0