MFW somebody says the pizza finally arrived
When you make eye contact with the ugly lady who's been checking you out from across the bar
"How were your finals?"
Never Forget
Reddit and Imgur today.
These god damn geography vandals in my town are getting out of hand
Encyclopaedia Metallum's captcha thing today
What the FUCK, DMX!??
Everyone who loved the Hitman games right now
Elephant used poo throw! It's super effective!
Hey, just so you know, I-I-I’m actually 14. Not 12. You know, because he just said I was 12.
My God, let it end.
When the teacher starts handing out the final that nobody will do well on
MRW I see a new couple in the Honeymoon Phase on my news feed
My Squidward Pez dispenser changes emotions depending on your viewing angle
The Futurama Facebook posted this recently. Party on, dude.
I'm writing a giant report on my professor's constant unnecessarily douchey behavior and turning it in to her bosses at the end of the semester
MRW I get woken up by breakfast smell
After being made fun of for being a tubby blob my whole life, I lost my 50th pound today.
My new Concealed Carry gun
MFW I heard that the iPhone 6's are easy to bend
Cyanide and Happiness generator just perfectly described running into people from high school
Today was my cake day, apparently. A year with you creeps has been...interesting. Thanks for the laughs and the gifs I never knew I needed.
I don't know what you people want, so here's a picture of a guy getting punched in the balls for the USMC Combat Conditioning Manual.
I'm not Tommy!
MFW I finish a final I didn't know shit on
Chowder learns the alphabet. I miss this show dearly.
I....what?
share with your friends
MFW I saw that duck stampede yesterday
MRW my new phone number has 666 in it
Yoda's got jokes.
When you tell the barber "Just a trim" and they don't listen