Dontletthebedbugsbite2

1720 pts ยท May 22, 2018


If you see a crow and say "wow, that crow is as big as a cat," that's a raven. If you see a crow and say "yeah, that's about crow-sized," it's a crow.

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I'm no herpetologist, but the mom and baby turtle don't look like the same species to me.

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The American Southwest could use that moisture, though.

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Pro-tip: get the cookie that the rat has been sitting on. It's the warmest.

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The bright yellow ones have the flavor and texture of chicken.

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Loonies

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I hate that a politician can shut down a needed program with "... But how are we going to pay for it?" But we can send a billion dollars of weapons to an allied country for their war, and no one asks the same question. We can have both. But we don't get both.

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His name was Ahab, and there was a whole book about it. Y'all need to read more.

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And the ones that build their identity on "revolution" will most violently suppress citizens who revolt.

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I was thinking about my setup in September 2001. I don't think my desktop had Wi-Fi. I remember when WiFi was first introduced on airplanes. I feel old.

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I keep trying insect foods, thinking 'this time it's not going to taste like a bug.' But it always tastes like bugs. It just tastes dirty.

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I think the formula for the office is that everyone has their quirks and issues. There isn't one single 'normal' character.

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Don't forget about the military. They burn so much fuel.

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I would save $23,000 per year. And probably have healthcare instead of disaster insurance.

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The real history is in the comments

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Or in prison/school

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You know who really hates beta fish? Other beta fish.

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Healthcare is a human right. Medicare for all.

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If Jesus could raise Lazarus from the dead, one can assume Jesus got his powers after Joseph died, or else just decided to let his stepdad stay dead.

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I'm one of nine, and I can also say "fuck that."

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They fold your clothes with you still in them.

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Psst... They're not real. You can make the rules for these creatures if it matters to you. Want to give them wings? Why not? It's not like the centaur police are going to stop you.

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