This user wrote something. It's unsafe to assume anything. I do like cats though. Virgo. No, wait, virgin. That's meant to say "virgin." Self-diagnosed hypochondriac. If you screenshot this and it makes the front page, we'd both look pretty silly, wouldn't we? Except for you, you'd be on the front page, ya smug bastard.
"I want to dance across the earth."
I'm stuck between Dinohorse and Horsey Potter.
There HAS to be a better way!
--Steven Wright
Battle Bear.
It actually remained for over four hours.
Looks like Laurie got a bit fried.
He really needs to stop dropping shit.
damn straight
He's not your cracka, jack
Headshot.
You're saying you're single?
She does.
"I like your ass face"
Did that my second time drinking. There was definitely a space I don't remember.
I still don't know how the hell he managed to catch it again.
I squanch it.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night
Cats smell better, are easy to care for, and they can be very sweet. Dogs are more naturally affectionate and eager to please, however.
Milo is an absolute god.
That one with the giraffe and the ranch, that's in my Top One list of favourite comics.
Whoa, let him have his privacy.
I lived in the US for a fair bit and I worked at a Chick-fil-A for some of that time. The people were friendly and warm. I'm openly gay.
It's what I'm here for mate! Or at least chiding sarcasm.
Then you should both really learn to spell "apparently."
TIL @OP's dad is Father Christmas.
Ayoade is a national treasure and must be preserved at all costs.
Guys...it looks like the one lady has an extra long twisty arm. That's the thing.
I know you're going to get downvotes but I'm gay as hell so thank you.
That's what I was going to say, KissCartoon is amazing.