DonIsMe

9586 pts · December 23, 2014


Hello, I'm Don. Nice to meet you! I love my wife. We used to live on Cape Cod, Then we moved to the US Virgin Islands. No, we're not rich. Regular people live here too. We make ends meet (barely). It's cheaper than Cape Cod! And FFS, play nice with the other kids. Everybody's too offended these days. Do something nice for a perfect stranger, and expect no recognition for doing so. Peace, respect, and love of one another make the world a better place.

To celebrate my cake day (nine years), please come for a swim with me on the island of Saint Croix. Better yet, move here.

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Well, this is embarrassing . . . 

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Secret Santa CRUSHED It for Suburban Dad

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Best Christmas Present Ever.

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Selfie Day

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I Need Your Help, Imgurs. Do You Know Maths?

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Catch and Release

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My Local Liquor Store Speaketh the Truth

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Darwinism!

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Savage Meme Dump, Part One

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A Few Days Ago I Posted One of 400+ Savage Memes

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Whoa

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I Can't Help It

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Huh. How 'bout that?

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I Can't Stop Laughing . . . Please Make It Stop

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NHL Goalie Tuuka Rask Is Really Theon Greyjoy

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A Salute to Cassini

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Beck or Bullshit?

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We Have Foxes, Part III

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Irish Pot Roast Recipe -- Super Easy, Yummy, and Impressive!

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World's Rarest Dog Species, Thought to Be Excinct -- Nope!

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600 Horsepower Private Sport Tank

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Merry Christmas!

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Boop Linday's Nose and Be Happy

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Zombie Baby-Eating Snow Fungus Spiders

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Oh Jesus.

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We Have Foxes

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Amish Christmas Lights

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I Can't Remember Hilarious Comments

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You Puntastic Bastards

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Stuffed onto a Flight with George "The Animal" Steele

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Imgur Secret Santa Is Wonderful

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Is Nick Offerman Immortal?

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My Secret Santa Is Awesome

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What's Your Earliest Childhood Memory?

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Bacon Hash Browns

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaw

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If Cellphones Had Been Invented ...

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Cats can either roar *OR* purr. None can do both.

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Wife Suffering with Husband Joking

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I Am the God of Turtles

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Bring Me Solo

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Discovering the Titanic Was So 1980s ... What's Next?

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Well Played

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Kith

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Imgur's Kindergarten Picture

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Why? You fucking animals.

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Goodbye, Good Girl

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Roger?

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Take Back Imgur

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Find Yours

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Definition of a Hero

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