DomerPyle

10592 pts ยท September 10, 2017


Squidward is an octopus. You can confirm yourself by comparing him to actual squid on the show

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anthony Jeselnik is a time traveler?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct. You win a 10mm socket

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She was wearing them on the outside that day

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It can't rain all the time

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

How are these people claiming bankruptcy every year? I thought you could only do that once every number of years

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you have bought the shit pile Mazda if they worked?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oops. Thanks

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where's that video?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The rich are certainly not paying their share these days

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Heat up the air pocket and remove some of that vacuum," title of your sex tape

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can shoot an animal point blank and it still wouldn't deform. It's a FMJ

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a FMJ. They don't deform from flesh

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. I was confused as shit when I was first learning of Bocelli and heard the two

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Por Ti Volare is the one from Stepbrothers

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except Squidward is an octopus. And a virgin.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

R/hungrybutts

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or maybe they thought it would be easier to go fast downhill instead of outrunning the bear peddling up an incline

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is another version of the reviews for Samsung Push in the play store. They used to be pretty amazing, haven't checked in years

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ol' ham candle

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Now make it into black metal

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, only white people have ever lived good lives in history. /s

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Are you going straight edge?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fight Club

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I kinda like hers

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doug

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