DogInAToaster

1175 pts ยท January 24, 2017


Raised by wolves; educated by gypsies; whacked by the system.

I'm so glad I wasn't alone

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her wood floors are fucked

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a cat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sound like someone I'd keep my cat away from.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a professional mattress store "loiterer"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That reminds me... I need a new mattress

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see the "oh fuck" of now taking on all life responsibilities and survival in its eyes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just get some tape!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you decide what team your on?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was going to be a repost until I saw more pictures!!!! Daaaaawwwwwwwww

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gave my sister a wedgie once when she was in a thong. String snapped leaving her with a fabric burned asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Those last two unscoops were AMAZING!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love your blunt 'yes'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The last one makes me sing "Goo Milk!" From 'My brother and Me'. Please tell me you guys remember that show?Nickelodeon?I have faith in u

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP, you may want yo plug in your phone :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone give me info of LoLa? I want that kitty :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish they'd have sex already. Like really. They'd be a nice asshole couple. No pun intended

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You lucky son of a bitch weasel butt ferret. Love it! I'm envious of you Kenny Loggins skills. Go to the danger zone for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who? Me? Or da cheezberger?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he gave me the middle finger... man. Do you just have a really odd time when you drive and people give you the finger? So much confusion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

.... I feel bad for how your brain works.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Is like a huge zit on mother nature's face!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would rather have these dreams than an 8 hour dream of me sitting in a car in a wedding dress being flipped off by Benedict Cumberbatch.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

It adds protein.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want to be a park ranger...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ultimate FIRE BALL

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And I though Ashton was the world's second biggest anal device. When proven wrong in a way like this, I love it!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

But I thought the whole feminist thing was about vaginas and firearms...omg.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0