DoesTheMario

6323 pts ยท June 6, 2014


MRW I order a Turkey sandwich at WAWA....get the ticket....pay for it....bring the ticket back just for those fucking idiots to tell me they run out of turkey meat.

Points 12
Comments 9
Views 2900

MRW i've finished watching a movie my Boss(who is a wholesome 43 year old mother of 2) recommended to me at work this morning

Points 23
Comments 14
Views 1309

I have work in the morning but i don't care

Points 18
Comments 10
Views 238

Zoobilee muthafucking Zoo anyone?

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 54

Had a Turk moment when i saw 5 13 year old white girls doing the Shmoney Dance at the mall..we didn't even have that dance for month white people

Points 23
Comments 38
Views 1625

After two weeks across the country for a business trip this is how my girlfriend greets me when i walk into the house

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 1178

Sony is remaking Men In Black

Points 6
Comments 8
Views 294

We cannot see it, but it sees the heat of our bodys and the heat of our fear

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 271

E.T 1982-2002 comparison

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 1308

don't feel guilty about The Fappening fella's

Points 32
Comments 28
Views 494

Yea steam sales!!

Points 10
Comments 11
Views 183

i know it will get annoying to people after a while but James Gunn did an amazing Job

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 88

Drake the type of Dude that sends Randy-Bo-Bandi autographed selfies

Points 29
Comments 8
Views 619

Accurate Description of what my Girlfiend does after she tells me she's not drunk

Points 44
Comments 8
Views 1571700

This Kid ruined this scene for me........He's an Asshole

Points 11
Comments 17
Views 1526

Sometimes you just gotta dance

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 275

Am i the only one who secretly jams out to the Staff Credits music of Sonic 1 & 2

Points 11
Comments 15
Views 10156

too strange to live too rare to die

Points -2
Comments 7
Views 0

MRW i walk in on my best friend getting yelled at by his girlfriend

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 175

Is there something medically wrong with Frank Miller? i saw footage of him at comicon and he looked so frail

Points 12
Comments 12
Views 1569

Seriously "PC Master Race"

Points -6
Comments 35
Views 16

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Points 41
Comments 45
Views 125

Katy Perry stop......fucking stahp

Points 6
Comments 16
Views 198

He's gonna be so disapointed when he comes back to earth

Points -1
Comments 8
Views 1

MRW my Girlfriend shows me her fancy new Brazilian Wax

Points 20
Comments 11
Views 4159

Chances are i'm the only one in this boat

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 27

MRW The Tech i have to fire in my department comes in 32 minutes late this morning

Points 55
Comments 18
Views 13215603

MRW at 28 i realize i'm the only person out of my 3 best friends since middle school to not be married or have kids

Points 56
Comments 24
Views 352

MRW whenever someone says they can't believe Robin Williams is Dead

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 290

Doug.....preparing every boy in the 90's for bullshit like this

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 143015

Logic of a Downvote fairy

Points 15
Comments 11
Views 51

Jennifer Lawrence,Dr.Who,Emma Watson now this......circle jerk of life Imgur

Points 1
Comments 10
Views 2870

Rocket Science...brought to you by Problem Child 2

Points 18
Comments 15
Views 2177

Holy Piracy Batman

Points 3
Comments 13
Views 98

everyone on Imgur is being awesome tonight......i think i'm gonna go on my first Upvoting Rampage

Points 37
Comments 18
Views 117

As a black man who despises the N-word MRW that one white friend tries to say it in my presence

Points 11
Comments 61
Views 980

some LNI sexy

Points 19
Comments 15
Views 203

MRW that one friend tries to explain every single secondary character after every Marvel Movie we see

Points 26
Comments 14
Views 194

MRW my office installs a new coffee machine with 50 different flavor cups

Points 26
Comments 14
Views 245

Fun Fact: 95% of Sharknado 2's Special effects budget was put into making Tara Reid resemble a human

Points 31
Comments 15
Views 333

SFW AWSOMENESS

Points 63
Comments 28
Views 4694

MRW i'm leaving my job to go on my 4 day Cakeday vacation of drinking,drinking,Cake and more drinking

Points 10
Comments 29
Views 201

MRW that annoying guy in my office keeps talking to me while im trying to eat my lunch at my desk

Points 62
Comments 12
Views 1295

not posting for upvotes or downvotes just appreciation and remembrance of a funny man that made a funny movie that motivated me to be more social and make friends as a lonely kid in 1996. RIP Mr.Williams, you meant alot to all of us

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 234

As an IT Technican MRW after a 12 hour shift of installing 134 PC's for our new office,i come home to my computer giving me the blue screen of death

Points 59
Comments 35
Views 800

Sure Monsters and Putty People but what about Rapist,Thieves and Murderers?

Points 5
Comments 10
Views 35

RHM......am i doing this right?

Points 20
Comments 21
Views 221

MRW i'm at a family reunion and everyone begins asking the dumbest computer questions all day when i mention i'm an IT Tech

Points 16
Comments 28
Views 109

I really don't get the appeal of this chick

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 105

2nd week of new temp job and was just offered to go perm with a 4 dollar raise...me in my cubicle right now

Points 92
Comments 8
Views 236

i'm really disappointed that i just got that joke

Points 209
Comments 21
Views 10342

MRW McDonald's Drivethru employee gives me the more expensive meal meant for the car behind me by accident

Points 6
Comments 12
Views 1647

today has been a disturbingly good day i guess the only way to end it is by taking it back......way back

Points 3
Comments 15
Views 39
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