MRW I order a Turkey sandwich at WAWA....get the ticket....pay for it....bring the ticket back just for those fucking idiots to tell me they run out of turkey meat.
MRW i've finished watching a movie my Boss(who is a wholesome 43 year old mother of 2) recommended to me at work this morning
I have work in the morning but i don't care
Zoobilee muthafucking Zoo anyone?
Had a Turk moment when i saw 5 13 year old white girls doing the Shmoney Dance at the mall..we didn't even have that dance for month white people
After two weeks across the country for a business trip this is how my girlfriend greets me when i walk into the house
Sony is remaking Men In Black
We cannot see it, but it sees the heat of our bodys and the heat of our fear
E.T 1982-2002 comparison
don't feel guilty about The Fappening fella's
Yea steam sales!!
i know it will get annoying to people after a while but James Gunn did an amazing Job
Drake the type of Dude that sends Randy-Bo-Bandi autographed selfies
Accurate Description of what my Girlfiend does after she tells me she's not drunk
This Kid ruined this scene for me........He's an Asshole
Sometimes you just gotta dance
Am i the only one who secretly jams out to the Staff Credits music of Sonic 1 & 2
too strange to live too rare to die
MRW i walk in on my best friend getting yelled at by his girlfriend
Is there something medically wrong with Frank Miller? i saw footage of him at comicon and he looked so frail
Seriously "PC Master Race"
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Katy Perry stop......fucking stahp
He's gonna be so disapointed when he comes back to earth
MRW my Girlfriend shows me her fancy new Brazilian Wax
Chances are i'm the only one in this boat
MRW The Tech i have to fire in my department comes in 32 minutes late this morning
MRW at 28 i realize i'm the only person out of my 3 best friends since middle school to not be married or have kids
MRW whenever someone says they can't believe Robin Williams is Dead
Doug.....preparing every boy in the 90's for bullshit like this
Logic of a Downvote fairy
Jennifer Lawrence,Dr.Who,Emma Watson now this......circle jerk of life Imgur
Rocket Science...brought to you by Problem Child 2
Holy Piracy Batman
everyone on Imgur is being awesome tonight......i think i'm gonna go on my first Upvoting Rampage
As a black man who despises the N-word MRW that one white friend tries to say it in my presence
some LNI sexy
MRW that one friend tries to explain every single secondary character after every Marvel Movie we see
MRW my office installs a new coffee machine with 50 different flavor cups
Fun Fact: 95% of Sharknado 2's Special effects budget was put into making Tara Reid resemble a human
SFW AWSOMENESS
MRW i'm leaving my job to go on my 4 day Cakeday vacation of drinking,drinking,Cake and more drinking
MRW that annoying guy in my office keeps talking to me while im trying to eat my lunch at my desk
not posting for upvotes or downvotes just appreciation and remembrance of a funny man that made a funny movie that motivated me to be more social and make friends as a lonely kid in 1996. RIP Mr.Williams, you meant alot to all of us
As an IT Technican MRW after a 12 hour shift of installing 134 PC's for our new office,i come home to my computer giving me the blue screen of death
Sure Monsters and Putty People but what about Rapist,Thieves and Murderers?
RHM......am i doing this right?
MRW i'm at a family reunion and everyone begins asking the dumbest computer questions all day when i mention i'm an IT Tech
I really don't get the appeal of this chick
2nd week of new temp job and was just offered to go perm with a 4 dollar raise...me in my cubicle right now
i'm really disappointed that i just got that joke
MRW McDonald's Drivethru employee gives me the more expensive meal meant for the car behind me by accident
today has been a disturbingly good day i guess the only way to end it is by taking it back......way back