DoctorTeeth

1307 pts · June 3, 2015


New Dad x2, Husband, Gamer, Alaskan by way of Chicago.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comment is a real mind goblin.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unexpected Christmas Story.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Rocket powered turbo slug

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#15 for some reason I heard this in the voice of Gordon Ramsay.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Monks in D&D get an ability called Flurry of Blows

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you very much

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jihad boogaloo?

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

No problem. I had to zoom in to tell.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It appears she has printed off copies of his text messages.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, I’m glad I’m not alone on this!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, it’s Becky.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mitochondria!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#18 how many lights?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone who works in radio, fuck this guy and his stupid giant coffee mug. Glad to see him go.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Fucking dumb ass mug!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My wife just finished a puzzle made from clear plastic pieces. Only 250 pieces, but super difficult.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Jason Bateman

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

*Hell

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If masturbators are demon-possessed burn victims, then I guess I'm roasting in the fires of the 7th layer of He'll on the daily.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don'tcha think?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Alright, who opened the Rainbow Bridge?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like he's a Winchester man, myself.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

It's Blinky, the 3 eyed fish from The Simpsons.

7 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

That was my initial guess, but I just wasn't sure. Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0