660 pts ยท December 15, 2011
Some kind of herding dog. Smart and high energy breeds. :)
Holy shit. That delivery
I close my eyes when other people control the volume
Malamutes look like less angry huskies
Weird how accurate this is
Don't ignore differences. Embrace them
Such glorious locks.
Can do basically all of these, but you lose me when claiming to make a good grilled cheese sammich with kraft plastic slices
I just want to say you're awesome and I like your selfies!
I've had to pay for some messed up cuts. I do it myself now. No regrets
I was born a year old but I'm not really like you but you are the only person that you want me to come with and I love it and you don't know
I go out with friends all the time. Proposing going out for food isn't a date if you're always hungry
Seppuku?
If someone can smell me, they're too close. Get away
Anyone who thinks he's rubbing the cats junk doesn't understand feline anatomy
It's not too late to change. This isn't a regret list, it's a bucket list.
Usually, people just trim the nails.
lol wasn't that a wild fucking guess?
Um... I have a kettle. Just not an electric one because I'm not too lazy to turn the stove on.
I think that all the time. You can change your face, not your genes.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the lizard trying to eat the rat.
He didn't. Kanye did.
Like... at the meter?
But... so much garbage
What kind of person eats fries with an egg, anyway?
Mfw I get a new pair of glasses after seven years.
I left a Game Boy Advance outside for a winter. I found it in the spring. After a change of batteries, it still worked.
Doesn't the Good Samaritan law cover something like this?
Stairway to pizza heaven?
Are you left handed?!
Some kind of herding dog. Smart and high energy breeds. :)
Holy shit. That delivery
I close my eyes when other people control the volume
Malamutes look like less angry huskies
Weird how accurate this is
Don't ignore differences. Embrace them
Such glorious locks.
Can do basically all of these, but you lose me when claiming to make a good grilled cheese sammich with kraft plastic slices
I just want to say you're awesome and I like your selfies!
I've had to pay for some messed up cuts. I do it myself now. No regrets
I was born a year old but I'm not really like you but you are the only person that you want me to come with and I love it and you don't know
I go out with friends all the time. Proposing going out for food isn't a date if you're always hungry
Seppuku?
If someone can smell me, they're too close. Get away
Anyone who thinks he's rubbing the cats junk doesn't understand feline anatomy
It's not too late to change. This isn't a regret list, it's a bucket list.
Usually, people just trim the nails.
lol wasn't that a wild fucking guess?
Um... I have a kettle. Just not an electric one because I'm not too lazy to turn the stove on.
I think that all the time. You can change your face, not your genes.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the lizard trying to eat the rat.
He didn't. Kanye did.
Like... at the meter?
But... so much garbage
What kind of person eats fries with an egg, anyway?
Mfw I get a new pair of glasses after seven years.
I left a Game Boy Advance outside for a winter. I found it in the spring. After a change of batteries, it still worked.
Doesn't the Good Samaritan law cover something like this?
Stairway to pizza heaven?
Are you left handed?!