DoctorProfessorMiles

257 pts · July 28, 2014


I'll bite your legs off!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coconuts? In Murcia?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor diluted fool.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The rings should be vertical!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My grandma used to give me and my little brothers nail polish and earrings when she came to visit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically if they don’t have waterspouts they’re called grotesques -QI

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you good sir!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a mannequin, one of Musk’s enemies

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“If you give a man $20 and never see him again, it was worth it” -Mark Twain

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's cube and poop it out solved

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only one not made of paper

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dr. Strangelove

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When does the yeti start chasing you?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How about one made up of crying child refugees?

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 18

Nikolaj Costner-Waldau on the right

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carol is my fetish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was thinking Mulan but that works too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Large border wall fails to stop foreigners, transvestite saves the day

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Where are my testicles

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rohypno

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Timothy 2:12

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now add a vibrator

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

As someone who has gone north across the border to work under the table for Texans (in Ontario), I am afraid

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One ring to rule them all

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A single drop feels no responsibility for the flood, nor the pebble for the avalanche, nor a doughnut for your mother.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But who is breastfeeding whom?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Blaster that shoots 3 bolts simultaneously in a triangle. Jedi problem solved.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0