DoctorDerpper

22305 pts · July 2, 2016


the derpiest derp to herp a durp.

Listening to that dipshit is like listening to a Donkey try to speak while only inhaling air.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...but, it's peppermint scented!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#7 Miss, if you just let go of the turd your hand will come out of the toilet. I know you had some good times with that turd, but sometimes you just have to let go.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize mall ninjas had a mall knight counterpart.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, are we talking about the implication again?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Do not make eye contact with the Costco or it's eldrich terrors.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#36 Congrats, you drank the Bios Crash and escaped the Matrix. The only other way is eating silica beads from a packet that specifically says not to.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I grew up in a traditional Lindal Cedar home that had been built in the early 70's, in Alaska. The front was nearly all glass, it was a beautiful home. This sears kit reminds me of my great grandmas home quite a bit. It's describe it as pretty, simple, sturdy and a lot of cabinets in the kitchen and dining room.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They share, but it was Teddy's day.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people don't know the catharsis of waffle stomping and having it squeeze between your toes. Obvs that's why the shower head is in there too, easy to clean up your little piggies. J/k

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The call is coming from inside your pocket! You need to get out of your pants right now! For safety reasons...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said your new job title is a "what mopper"?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think this is legal? I don't know, but it sure is fun!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This goes even further, this is, dare I say... Violently 80's.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As the ghost busters song says 🎶Bustin makes me feel good🎵

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a little off putting at first to have a cat say "Hell yeah, brother" after nearly everything I said, but you get used to it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations on your 40th time around the sunI

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to show you all my diarama of what it looks and feels like to eat an entire party sized bag of flaming hot ghost pepper chips and then find yourself waking up in the middle of the night desperately needing to use a restroom.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting a South Park Canadian vibe here.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is awesome, I just started watching this show as it's one I missed out on when it originally aired.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to return that kitty to the Escape Horizon.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nine Inches Nails - Closer

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, the old gooch Scotch
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1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I can hear is the song lyrics for🎶 Mississippi Queen but instead the lyrics are 🎶Idaho potato queen

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rumor has it that Wu-Tang is forever

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was at that moment Fido realized he needed to find his owner a girlfriend, or things were going to keep getting... Weirder.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just one bong hit, and then I gotta go. 10 minutes later walking down the sidewalk. I smoked too much, too, too much.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some top tier OnlyNans content.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0