DoctorBambu

18625 pts · January 20, 2015


Fact that it’s supposed to be free. That’s just how paranoid American healthcare has made me

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I just realized the reluctance I’ve had to seek out a vaccine appointment is solely because I’m afraid of what it will cost, despite the 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A sedancision

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A good friend of mine refuses to use straws for this exact reason. Somehow his dad convinced him it’s weak

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, idiot

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s scary man. I don’t know who I can have a nuanced conversation with anymore. I’m afraid of being shouted down by canned responses and BS

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not enough poop smearing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same”

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He’ll probably be the fall guy. Rich people want pardons and politicians want to do it but don’t want the blame, thus the delay in removing

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It’s gotta be at least a V6, maybe even a V8

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Drink it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one of you assholes shit my pants?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They won’t have to dismiss anything, we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is 100% right, but how do we compress this into a 5 second clip digestible by the dumbest of us? Because that’s the problem

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Honestly, kid eating ice cream off his foot is 900 IQ. He’s preheating his ice cream

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I think of the banks every night when I impotently rage cry myself to sleep. Fuck this country

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If I believed in the biblical god, I’d definitely be thinking humans are doing something he didn’t like.

5 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 2

Warning shots

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You really drank the corporate propaganda koolaid. Unions are not inherently ineffective or wasteful. Only if they get complacent

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Pop the ball and smear shit all over your own face to make reasonable people super uncomfortable and confused*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Wanna play tug o’ war, little one?”

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

It sure is, buddy, now finish your juice

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

He wore that name without a hint of irony and it is still the cringiest thing I think I’ve ever seen first hand

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Used to play in a server in an online game where there was a regular named “GodEmperorTRUMP”. He was exactly as obnoxious as you would think

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Oh shoot dad’s home, better start acting right”

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The photographer who took this has to know this photo will literally be in textbooks decades from now, right? That’s clout

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That’s gotta be a slightly doctored photo of Stephen Miller right? Like one of those Snapchat filters that messes with your face proportions

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately I think it might work. We Americans are incredibly stupid.

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