Doctavius

6548 pts · March 8, 2014


Either way, I get the bone. It’s win-win, but only for me.

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You can if you kill Tuvix.

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Did you say cake?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I know. But that face is still concerning, LOL

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And not the Moon?

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I chuckled. Thank you, +1. Love this scene.

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A friendly threat…. I’ll see myself out.

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Artillery isn’t choosy. And it gets real dark at night sometimes.

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Not in modern rubles….

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Domestic supply. +1

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So are you.

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I think that’s called being fired…

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Is the message “this guy can fit a lot of ribbons in his asshole”?

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Still a favorite of mine

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Both halves! AT THE SAME TIME

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When I first drove in Oklahoma, I pulled off of 240 twice cause I thought I had a flat.

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On multiple occasions in my dealings with the VA for many years. They even lost my records twice during my initial claim. #havebackups

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my neck, back, and spine issues could all have been acquired in a car accident, hence my witnesses and records I’ve had to reproduce

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As stupid as it sounds, I’m thankful my injuries were incurred in my service, resulting in some benefits rather than just being fucked 100%.

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My ex-wife’s favorite!

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Presentation?

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“I’m molting here!”

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I had an endoscopy done at the VA and was awake for the whole thing. Had one at a civilian doctor, he was shocked they didn’t put me under.

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Came here to say this.

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