When a mommy and daddy love each other very much they, they go out for dinner and drink special magic juice. Once they have consumed the special magic juice, daddy takes mommy to a ethnic pubic thrusting club with the intentions to wooo her. They drink something call jesus juice (as in Hey Zeus juice) and in a small cup. They retired to their home, and begin to do a dance called the Horizontal shuffle, though sometimes it is vertical. Daddy blasts mommy's fenwall with his nut mustard. Mommy asks daddy if he wore his lambskin coat, to which he says "the fuck is a lambskin coat" after. 9 months later a mistake is born, daddy leaves soon after that, mommy takes some of daddy's earnings, and the whole process begins all over again. That is about the jist of it.
Barbados, Bahamas, oh and about 20 years the US you lame fuckstick
Witnessed 3 hours and counting
I found the video for #7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E496WfJ4cQ it's short
Every sailor is saying, Best Sleep ever!!!!
Until a LT saw what I had done and said, nice tactical spoon. I felt like I had done good that day 2/2
I used to piss off any and all Marines when I went to the field because I am Doc and second would put a spoon in my Flak 1/2
Okay, no homo. But if I was Mystique, I would laugh and say fuck it, and proceed to fuck myself.
Your wife has been seeing or is still seeing another man. Sorry bro.
NOTHING and I mean NOTHING adds up. She even encouraged you to seek sex outside of the marriage. I hate to break it to you 4/?
pull? Her loss of sexual desire? her being asexual? Then she admits she likes sex? I am basing this off of everything you said, and 3/?
there for me emotionally and not listening to her. For fuck's sake you even said you are a friend. What type of bullshit is she trying to 2/
Wife is cheating on you. You're first statement of being there for her and listening to her and her lame ass excuse of you are not 1/?
Ahhhh the good ol Kevin Smith Clerks 2 defense. I gotta say if you are going to shit on someone at least don't follow what someone else says
That dog is my spirit animal. YES!!!
Fuck the whole code words, Does she fuck on camera?
This is a level of pettiness that I aspire to be.
Just a FYI to all those civilians, yes every meme here is true.
You inbred cum guzzling fucktarded dumbass. Maybe look up the actual history of #3 before making dumbass posts. Even SC admitted wrong.
Multiple organizations do care, not to mention the ACA...My bad Trump repealed that.
Best Sleep EVER!!!
So does this make his character Kylo Ren a Terminal Apprentice?
So you might think
I prefer the stopping power of the .45acp
This man obviously is a /b/tard
LOL, I am giving this a downvote, because you assholes allowed a spoiler to get to the FP last year.
I automatically assume either there is a fight happening or some chick is doing ratchet stuff nearby when I hear or see world star
How I know Space Marines are salty ass grunts. Tankred getting pissed from being woken up.
Heresy? Yes Heresy. Definitely Heresy!!
That last one, makes me want to punch the guy who wrote it.