DocJungleRot

6167 pts ยท January 30, 2018


I got a permanent ban from making the comment "Where's Luigi when we need him?"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God I hate you. That's the funniest shot I've heard in awhile. Tale my fake internet points.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And the irrational fear of slides

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

From Relase Yo' Delf to Treat You Self, I enjoy seeing the complexity of hard people.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all say that til you hear/feel that knee click and pop as a reminder, "slow your roll, we aren't invincible anymore."

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check it out now! Funk soul brother

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I miss irritating my cat with corporate cuddles type of punishments for waking me up.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing (in retrospect) the shadows of WW2 on my grandparents and how they interacted with the world. They made sure we, grandchildren, understood the gravity of that history. What I wouldn't give to have my grandmother or pappy back to lay down the law on some of these chuckle fucks today.

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is trump a rich white woman too?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can't lie to me. That there is a person in a cat suit!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Head on, apply directly to forehead.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick! Someone wake the French! We need pointers, NOW!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat distribution system is working!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They still do

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are we censoring nazi sympathizers names?

1 year ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Waking up grandpa and telling him to get more items added to the Geneava Conventions list?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"BuT thAt'S WhaT thE bIblE saiD."

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Rumpled Thinskin isn't happy he can't control the weather

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm considering chewing on my gun barrel soon if things keep on circling the toilet at this rate. Those OTHER suckers are completely fucked though...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you go, To. The CHRISTOPHER WALKENS...school. of English?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard Facebook is absolutely okay with thus type of free speech.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just call IT and ask them to help you, while vigorously pleasing yourself in your garage so the cameras have to catch you and they will regret watching it?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have sexlexia?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know I was playing til I found out I was. Does that count?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

DO NOT QUESTION THE GIANTESS

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You were spamming the snowball button... weren't you...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel I know the answer, but I'm going to ask... after all is said and done, will you lose the ability to fart? If so, I mourn your loss of flatulence but celebrate your quality of life getting improved.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I hear someone say get the guillotines?!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I've straight up told my IT guys "I'm going to walk you through everything I do before you have to come here to save time, so pardon my stupid as I keep you on speaker..." I'll tell them the error, what I did to try and remedy it, pictures blue screens or weird error messages, and if it's replicatable. It maybe nothing but 10 minutes on the phone > 1 to 3 hour trip.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0