2051 pts ยท September 13, 2012
Username says it all. I won't send unless asked. Yes, it's mine. Nudes accepted.
Stay hydrated.
Wuh?
I am indeed human Zoidberg
29. Now.
By how painfully single I am.
I am still unattractive.
Me too.
Even the bots swipe left on me.
Emma Stone.
Totally have one, actually! Littlest spoon.
Fair.
Well, that's one solution. But it's not just about getting laid. Good hustle though.
Not with that attitude.
Not...upset. Not angry. Sad, because it does suck.
Now pet me. Not on the stomach. Or you'll be missing a hand.
Late Twenties. Super late. Like a year away from 30.
Eh. You're young, friend. This is only a speed bump, if that.
Alrighty.
One would think.
Probs.
I have a hobby. And I'm honest. Mostly nice. Sometimes.
Fuck it: hard-light, holographic dick pics.
How you like meow?
You're right. Dick pics now in 4K.
Username. Checks out.
Thing is, I don't think I will. But when I look at others, I see how it could. But not for me. I can't see anything.
This is an honorable death.
This is the actual best part of waking up. Forget Folgers.
Right?
Stay hydrated.
Wuh?
I am indeed human Zoidberg
29. Now.
By how painfully single I am.
I am still unattractive.
Me too.
Even the bots swipe left on me.
Emma Stone.
Totally have one, actually! Littlest spoon.
Fair.
Well, that's one solution. But it's not just about getting laid. Good hustle though.
Not with that attitude.
Not...upset. Not angry. Sad, because it does suck.
Now pet me. Not on the stomach. Or you'll be missing a hand.
Late Twenties. Super late. Like a year away from 30.
Eh. You're young, friend. This is only a speed bump, if that.
Alrighty.
One would think.
Probs.
I have a hobby. And I'm honest. Mostly nice. Sometimes.
Fuck it: hard-light, holographic dick pics.
How you like meow?
You're right. Dick pics now in 4K.
Username. Checks out.
Thing is, I don't think I will. But when I look at others, I see how it could. But not for me. I can't see anything.
This is an honorable death.
This is the actual best part of waking up. Forget Folgers.
Right?