DoOrDoNotThereIsNoTry

9448 pts ยท May 18, 2013


I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dying when your not sick is really sick you know? Really.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"no one likes doing it, you just have to"

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Yay!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks guys! I can't figure out how to edit anything on this app. Haha. Thanks for making me laugh everyday whilst bored at work :)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Beep boop tweet" he did not speak robobird

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Nux* since I can't figure out this new app.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit. Haha that's what I typed. Stupid technology

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the greater disney movies

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you :) "badaladalada"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's like saying Burnettes is the same as deep eddys. Haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I shall and I do :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I read koala..I was excited...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend was moving into an apartment he took some Adderall and cleaned the entire place then I helped him move stuff until 7 am.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure Natalie is saying "just poke her with it" in the first one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*great white buffalo*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh 1234

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs to be a gif...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read Dave at the beginning of each sentence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15% have touched my boobs?...I suddenly feel violated

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom just threw grenades at her feet

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*foot*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I came in like a wrecking ball, all I wanted was to break your balls!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took her to a clinic to see if she had a micro chip and she doesn't :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0