DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone

14605 pts ยท October 7, 2014


"we all have big screen tvs". Dude the biggest screen in my apartment is my 15.6" laptop.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your commission for angelic help was denied due to unjustified reason, and lack of demonic presence. We ask you not to plead for the divine without proper cause in the future, or we will have to reconsider your final destination.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Third from right is fucking Nick Frost

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sooo... The yakfolk, the humans, and the undead make shady deals with the envoys of tthe deep, while the moon is asleep. Nice.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give it him raw and wriggling?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The copious amount of cocaine might be a part of the reason.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At that point it's more sexting (or whatever) than porn. Wouldn't blame anyone ending a relationship there.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do you people read books that fast? It takes me at least 2 to 3 months to finish a book I really enjoy and it only gets slower than that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No practice. Only good.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The english language has words for how much I hate this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On one hand I don't want to kink shame, on the other I really wish there was an unsee button right now for that comment.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If that's an ugly mug, I'm that one mug you put your tooth brush in, and neglect to clean for a year, until you accidently look into it.

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Yeah right? No one told me I could choose that many. I just got the coffee and it didn't even wake up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm all for though I'm no Prince Charming by any means. Baron Sometimesfunny is the best I can do.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Blue cereal

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiots are about to find themselves in Shelob's web.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know they hunt in a queu

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hats off! These are all amazing!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we combine this with the idea that not being able to get a partner is a disability I'm moving to the Netherlands.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

'Gliese 581 c wants to kill you'. Me too buddy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accidentaly did that to my friend. After years called him by his real name for the first time. Extreme confusion ensued.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, I've sat in that thing. It was in an art museum in Eindhoven. It wasn't nearly as sof as it looked, but was still strangley relaxing.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't lie to me Mr Hemsworth!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 minutes to realize they have been got, 2 additional minutes to figure out how exactly they have been got

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Women who are attracted to have bad taste in men. I don't wnat that in a partner.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fire can't go through doors. It's not a ghost.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are just polluting the ocean at that point.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah... My dm is not gonna like that when I ask about this option.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0