Dlaw25

1707 pts ยท December 26, 2012


Fever dream

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Beyblade, final boss!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I don't get it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

He must play futbol

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Your pull-out game is weak

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So anyways, I rolled a nat 20, DM.

1 week ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Race is fluid. Do I get to choose which race I want to be today?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I mean... w/ her... I would.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Drill a hole and suck the juice out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

We all need to find a lady who'll lift you up

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Modern day Wilhelm scream.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

weird fetish

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I was too old and missed the Spongebob craze. I do know the song because of that video of Corey Taylor singing it to the crowd.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the end, he did end up leaning left.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I work w/ an IT guy who's annoyingly detailed. I'd say 70% of IT people would "Reboot the server. Everything works now. Ticket closed." But, not this tech. He wants to know when, why, how, will it happen again. He will deep dive an issue and spend an hour writing a page of notes for the ticket and upload the logs over every little hiccup.
I realized that is his super power and we should all be more like that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking about Batman: Black and White.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was this also the youngest son on Home Improvement?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I've never met you before, but we will fight.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I've seen this in real life. A 25 yo Los Angeles male who wakes up at 11am and spends an hour trying to figure out where his favorite food trucks are located.

VS.

Midwestern 25 year old man who wakes up at 6 am to feed the animals and put the transmission back in his f150 before breakfast.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Are idiots still spouting this nonsense?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I just pulled the trigger and bought. I don't foresee any reasons prices or mortgage rates will drop. Tired of paying my landlord's mortgage.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

So we're just doing screenshots of tweets?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Always two there are.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I miss Naked News

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

1999 I'm guessing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

#5 I could be the last person on earth and I'd do something like this.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Final Destination right there

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

To be fair, it was Spain's boats that landed.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4