Dizztro

345 pts ยท October 7, 2011


I read them as Glados from Portal

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asperger & ADHD here. In my case I have to finish w/e I wanted to say(or I forget) . I just say stfu dude, not finished yet. Good times.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, it was an obvious funny joke. Even tho he could still get the answer and quicker after this, still a joke. Pro gamer move goes brrrrrr

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can take a joke (what this is, even tho ppl keep saying impatient lol), she is worse here. If you can't take the joke, he is.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He needs patience, but in this situation he most likely knew her (gf duh), and most likely left him on read to many times. 10/10 funny move

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed. And once you find the balls to say it, also find the balls to handle the rejection like a champ. Don't be a bitch if you get a no.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You can, like you can ignore quarantine. Would not advise. I had like 3-4 cases of flu (this year!) and felt like dying, so boo freaking hoo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

You

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100 years later

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The joke

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that Shanghai doctor & patient are pointing towards the sunset, and shouting towards it *And stay away for good this time!*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

- I mean, nice to have a 0%, but I rather have this one tbh =) *dabs*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Jesus...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to know your etc lol, seems like your on to something =)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True, very funny movie. I disliked some of the weird british humor (jokes about certain cities), but rest of the movie was very funny =)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's touching or it's getting touched. Everyone is different, even autists. I am selective, I dont mind either. Atleast on my own terms.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. The other comment made me giggle though =)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I went to a doctor at all is 5+ years ago. Tbf, I am 28 and always been in perfect health. Just beat the flu again, in 3ish days.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was 5ish yrs old, I took my dad's ring. I wanted to sell it I think? Felt bad for years. But my folks are narcs&abusive, so fuck them lol.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Daniel is not mentally challenged, mentally ill or disabled. Just a case of the 'shit for brains', move along people.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Machamp is my boy. This happened after Pokken Tournament though.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big bro jumped off a rooftop 5 years back. No note(s), so I went prying. Told my folks I found nothing, we had similar taste in pron tho...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a dumbass. Earplugs, if I can wear them, they can do the same.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gofak yourself *Got em*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok? I just answered with the same answer most girls would answer to your statement. 'So?' is the question/answer they will tell you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you must be trolling. if not, this is not gender specific. So to quote like 75% of the girls I talked to: 'So?'

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

No worries, so she can find another way to stay fit. Right? Riiiiiiight?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even Ned had more screen time compared to Drax, what a pity.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0