When you stared at memes so long and haven't wiped in 26 minutes and it's dried onto you
My brother on the missle crisis
Surviving the weekend double shift
The little things...
When you're punished for doing what's right
Too much of a good time
This hit home...
This happens more often than I'd like to admit
I feel like my fold up chair is not satisfied with my actions tonight.
MRW when cutie with a booty calls me daddy
Golf course safety announcement
Merry Christmas to my SO
Tinder rejections
Just sat down realizing how broke I now am
When folks tell me "how it is"