I call mine Turk & JD because they're almost never apart.

11 years ago | 3 0

"Thunder and lighting" is what she calls her thighs

11 years ago | 2 0

This should help

11 years ago | 2 0

Wait... I HAVE THAT SWORD

11 years ago | 2 0

Oh no I'm not falling for that again.

11 years ago | 222 2

Yes... BUT THEN I LIVED

11 years ago | 5 0

Wait... what was that last part?

11 years ago | 1 0

Swan fucking Ronson.

11 years ago | 1 0

When you coil the anal beads...

11 years ago | 2 0

I like where this went.

11 years ago | 3 0

Hey OP My cat loves this thing.

11 years ago | 4 0

Yes.

11 years ago | 1 0

I got green

11 years ago | 4 0

Nah we're just inmature.

11 years ago | 2 0

Mobile users:

11 years ago | 2 0

That's what she said.

11 years ago | 4 0

That's what she siad.

11 years ago | 5 1

I've seen the devil run, I've seen the devils dick. I've seen him have some fun, I've seen him swing his stick.

11 years ago | 1 0

*sets self on fire*

11 years ago | 2 0

So dark I turned around and my TV was gone.

11 years ago | 13 2

- I couldn't choose just one

11 years ago | 6 2

YESS IT'S HERE

11 years ago | 4 3

SCIENCE

11 years ago | 3 0

Laws are made to be broken.

11 years ago | 4 0