Distractasaurus

473 pts · October 18, 2018


Like an orange on a toothpick

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also am here to say I saw it as well. Been one of my favorite bands since the 90’s. Just saw them in Mpls this last summer, still awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would like this full story please

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blessed be the farmers

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In reality, turning his head at that speed with that rudder atop his head: *thumthumTHUMSPLUTSPLUTSPLUT* right into the propeller.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Poop knife uhpgrayde

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this exact thing! Brilliant and stupid as hell.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Easy metric: if one doesn’t like Bluey, they either are currently or will eventually become a criminal later in life.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whew, this sure did give me a chuckle, thank you

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn’t understand this reference

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Constantly trying to keep the tide of self-hatred at bay is the most exhausting part. I literally watch myself repeat the same mistakes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooooh man did I hate that. I need to slam a caffeine free diet cherry shasta after that whew

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a new parent I’m like “shit, she probably aaalmost had that kid asleep”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite band!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Risky click, but it checks out, fellas. *goes back to jamming my stupid failing body full of chemical-laden numnum crispies*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the butt

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used Alan Carr’s book to quit smoking 15 years ago. It’s anti-brainwashing and brilliant.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The quality of that gif makes my hibiscus bloom as well

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s clearly holding the space bar

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With their culture of knives only allowed on a battlefield, that would mean they consider the Bathroom a battlefield. I respect that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s BROKEN cheese

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the “Minnesota goodbye” … substitute any other Midwestern state.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, that’s a terribly-labeled graph. Makes you think Disney owns all of it.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Friend’s wife went back at 39, changed careers completely and is now very happy. You got this. Keep going.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t handle this

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0