A Record of the Food I ate in Japan Last Week
I wanted to tell you all about my dad
Monster and the Machine wanted to wish everyone happy International Cat Day!
MRW I have 2.5 Weeks Left at My Job
Vive la Paix
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!
24 hours later, the building that exploded in Dowmtown Omaha is still hot
We're moving to Seattle, guys!
MRW I keep forgetting my nose is a little broken
I Suck at Making OC
The Machine is not Great at Hiding
The Machine: One Night Only
I Am a Mess
My Manager is IN CHINA
Monster & The Machine for National Cat Day!
Ran a trail race this morning. It was pretty much perfect weather.
The Coffee Guy Knows How to Keep Women Happy
Some People Lack All Shame
When the Machine wants a drink, you hold the cup
If anyone out there needs a moment of serenity too...
What the hell Imgur?
Monster & the Machine at Rest
For my cake day, just a few of my favorite things from the last year!
Massive sinkhole in Omaha, Nebraska this afternoon ?
The Dinner Party; Life after Loss FYI for struggling Imgurians
Came home with a migraine, finally feeling better after hours of Doctor Monster's company
The Machine Plays Fetch
Well, I was trying to do some work...
Why isn't this woman in jail yet?
Seattle: 6:55am PST
MRW when my coworker retells the story of her son's visit to Santa for a third time in 12 hours
Tech support is a big part of my job
My cat is as confusing as a woman sometimes
MFW I realize one of my very pregnant coworkers goes outside once an hour to smoke
I'm sick. Have a cat party everybody. wool...
Winter took a day off in Nebraska
Work and life have no balance
Bat Dog is an elusive subject
Mt Fuji at Midnight
Monster Cat was playing a dangerous game tonight
MRW When my mom emails to tell me my dad's cancer has moved to his brain.
Fabulous Secret Santa Gift
In memory of aid worker Kayla Meuller, who died over the weekend while being held by ISIS
26.2 Miles and beyond.
Lifestyles of the mid-west
Someone looks pissed that I didnt come home last night
It's my birthday, mother fuckers
MRW someone who still uses an @aol.com email address tells me they know what they're doing online
I was late coming into the world and late for this post, but here is my lovely mother at 31
My family and friends didn't appreciate my holiday card so I'm putting it here
Mild surprise from a venue I work with in Utah
I'm a little worried I cost someone a job because I've been in a shitty mood lately....
Just Work issues. Move along if you don't want complaint tonight please.