DistanceGirl

31119 pts · October 28, 2014


I run, read and like to practice photoshop by adding dinosaurs to wedding images.

A Record of the Food I ate in Japan Last Week

Points 165
Comments 39
Views 5788

I wanted to tell you all about my dad

Points 60
Comments 13
Views 213

Monster and the Machine wanted to wish everyone happy International Cat Day! 

Points 52
Comments 1
Views 908

MRW I have 2.5 Weeks Left at My Job

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 182

Vive la Paix

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 415

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 28

24 hours later, the building that exploded in Dowmtown Omaha is still hot

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 168

We're moving to Seattle, guys!

Points 23
Comments 15
Views 92

MRW I keep forgetting my nose is a little broken

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 175

I Suck at Making OC

Points -4
Comments 5
Views 50

The Machine is not Great at Hiding

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 279

The Machine: One Night Only

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Comments 3
Views 27

I Am a Mess

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 558

My Manager is IN CHINA

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 322

Monster & The Machine for National Cat Day!

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 8

Ran a trail race this morning. It was pretty much perfect weather.

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 58

The Coffee Guy Knows How to Keep Women Happy

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 34

Some People Lack All Shame

Points -2
Comments 10
Views 290

When the Machine wants a drink, you hold the cup

Points 21
Comments 12
Views 134

If anyone out there needs a moment of serenity too...

Points 26
Comments 6
Views 152

What the hell Imgur?

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 37

Monster & the Machine at Rest

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Comments 4
Views 1

For my cake day, just a few of my favorite things from the last year!

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 601

Massive sinkhole in Omaha, Nebraska this afternoon ?

Points 21
Comments 10
Views 1833

The Dinner Party; Life after Loss FYI for struggling Imgurians

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 56

Came home with a migraine, finally feeling better after hours of Doctor Monster's company

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 96

The Machine Plays Fetch

Points 44
Comments 7
Views 1248

Well, I was trying to do some work...

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Comments 2
Views 4

Why isn't this woman in jail yet?

Points 74
Comments 37
Views 60

Seattle: 6:55am PST

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Comments 6
Views 462

MRW when my coworker retells the story of her son's visit to Santa for a third time in 12 hours

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Comments 3
Views 65

Tech support is a big part of my job

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Comments 4
Views 104

My cat is as confusing as a woman sometimes

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Comments 8
Views 67

MFW I realize one of my very pregnant coworkers goes outside once an hour to smoke

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Comments 32
Views 51

I'm sick. Have a cat party everybody. wool...

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Comments 10
Views 365

Winter took a day off in Nebraska

Points 10
Comments 12
Views 73

Work and life have no balance

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 139

Bat Dog is an elusive subject

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 272

Mt Fuji at Midnight

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 518

Monster Cat was playing a dangerous game tonight

Points 18
Comments 15
Views 72

MRW When my mom emails to tell me my dad's cancer has moved to his brain.

Points 23
Comments 20
Views 228

Fabulous Secret Santa Gift

Points 27
Comments 6
Views 17

In memory of aid worker Kayla Meuller, who died over the weekend while being held by ISIS

Points 84
Comments 28
Views 225

26.2 Miles and beyond.

Points 109
Comments 32
Views 133

Lifestyles of the mid-west

Points 46
Comments 31
Views 151

Someone looks pissed that I didnt come home last night

Points 32
Comments 8
Views 1403

It's my birthday, mother fuckers

Points 66
Comments 22
Views 19571

MRW someone who still uses an @aol.com email address tells me they know what they're doing online

Points 9
Comments 11
Views 4005

I was late coming into the world and late for this post, but here is my lovely mother at 31

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Comments 3
Views 47

My family and friends didn't appreciate my holiday card so I'm putting it here

Points 9
Comments 30
Views 52

Mild surprise from a venue I work with in Utah

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 68

I'm a little worried I cost someone a job because I've been in a shitty mood lately....

Points 26
Comments 34
Views 174

Just Work issues. Move along if you don't want complaint tonight please.

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 3507
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