Disprofuse

1135 pts ยท May 17, 2015


"I'm very tired", even after running a marathon he's hilarious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha I haven't thought of that meme for years. Tickled me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tolerating is to let something be without interference. Trying to change people is not tolerant. All this nonsense is word games.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called "being tall".

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Those are old memes to us nerds who were into those things and teenagers at the time. The Johnny-come-latelys and teenagers don't know.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it was an American car it would've wobbled due to the wacky suspension and swung back and knocked all three guys out with its bumper.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

Nailed it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to send signals to your body every day, by training, and supporting growth with nutrition and sleep. It takes years.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My daily routine: an hour workout, drop sets, protein shakes, protein bars, veggies, legumes, always get 8+ hours of sleep, patience.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All girls like feeling smaller and protected by their man, but the degree that it matters depends on how shallow they are.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

That's not the point.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I also prefer squishy girls rather than a sack of antlers, but I'm also a sack of antlers and girls always tell me to get fatter. Ha.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why I take my shirt off in public. What, you could already tell what my body was like under my clothe. Who are we trying to fool?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your legs are big muscles because you use them every day. Magically they got that big. Apply the same principle to your arms and chest.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Confidence is what attracts girls. Being muscular just gives you more confidence, but it's not necessary, unless you want it for yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Visually, I think youth does make people way more attractive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why change it? What's wrong with men and women being different?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

So deep

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the same body issues, never took my shirt off ever. I felt lanky and weak, because frankly I was. Some are fine with that, I wasn't.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had that same frame, there's always the option to start working out and eating a lot. It takes a long time, but anything worth doing does.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't know why your husband loves you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Cresp, once you start you just can't splesp.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The infinite stream of panel quizz shows in the UK is tiring when you live in the UK. But there are at least some good bits here and there.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Doesn't *need* to be.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Honestly I remember seeing this scene as a kid, but never actually noticed the dong.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This guy eats Epic Meal Time meals for regular meals throughout the day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat reference

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's not what viral means, I wish imgur would stahp. It doesn't make any sense. Viruses spread. This is confined to imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2