Diskordea

564 pts ยท November 2, 2013


I like big butts and I cannot lie.

It was actually all coincidental. That's why i found it funny. Like, "oh look what happens to all be on the same section of counter!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After so many months I finally just opened up a can of kickass. It made him tone down on the severity of his choice of reaction to things.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same sort of thing happened between me and an ex in a situation where I couldn't just pack my shit and get another apartment . 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends how you look at it. If the spouse is continually abusive and you start fighting back, it's deserved and considered self defense.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yes, and I'm taking donations.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for the username

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If my husband worked full time and I didnt, Id feel responsible for doing all of the child related work.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They accidentally included a picture of the rat for 'dog tax'

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Need help grinding to max level or repetitive farming for an items? ADHD meds are the answer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The nerds already have a prescription

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than "girls id fuck" which is, unfortunately, much more common.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daily? Looks like weekly

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. My dog does the same smiling thing and is also a mini aussie!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would stress me out from fear that the other people would be stuck waiting while I stand there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The things youll do to save $7 as a student

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try meth

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Try metb

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She needed some excitement in her life. Thats why she stole things.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It adds character depth

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Man has*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Also the title and username is weird

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except the bf should be watching porn. At least, thats what mine does and im very sexy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id like to see before she was burned.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it all my cats have decided that going outside is their birthright? I dont understand this 'indoor cat' thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thats nothing compared to some animes he could be watching

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It looks like that monkey has taken really good care of that dog

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess you took the, "best friends with your books" route?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a little bitch :C

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex was afraid of his own cum

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

What happened after 10? Big progression.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0