DisguisedLizardThing

9923 pts · April 23, 2012


It's a quote attributed to Genghis Khan

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you proposing a RECTANGULAR waffle?!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that as blowjobs and was very confused and frightened

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You’ve read your last free article." sounds unnecessarily dystopian.

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Dark mode induced diarrhea is a new one. I'd say #8 applies here.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Spiked cats?

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No. It is not unreasonable to expect a certain level of competence from free roaming adults. If they can't do basic math don't let them handle money.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

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From Wikipedia: "Arutz Sheva (Hebrew: ערוץ 7, lit. 'Channel 7'), also known in English as Israel National News, is an Israeli media network identifying with religious Zionism."

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The well? Absolutely not. That is an unwell.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because the app's shit, was always shit and will continue to be shit. Tap the blank space, it'll open.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just the app being shit again. No problem seeing anything in browser and if you tap the empty space in the app it'll open the image.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's her kill count.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure paprika is single use only

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So POV of the universe you're shitting on yourself while watching yourself.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A perfect score!

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's obviously black and blue.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Touch tha eggy?

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

fascinating!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You pistachio-filled bastard

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#45 Seems like a trap. Did the Fae write this?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is gecko formed?

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

My guess was you took a piss in the shower.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

considering contemporary texts called her a prostitute and 16th century texts a teacher I'd say those evil christian leaders did a very bad job then. Also, without googling, who were the male teachers of Socrates?

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