I haven't even met her and she already knows I'm a disappointment!? So, what, does everybody just know now that I'm a huge disappointment???

5 years ago | 5 1

The Pope's wife runs that account.

5 years ago | 1 3

And slept.

5 years ago | 1 0

Those starred places are where I pooped and ate.

5 years ago | 1 0

Or Bing... Just putting it out there...

9 years ago | 1 0

I love happy endings.

9 years ago | 5 0