Discordious

35 pts ยท February 20, 2017


Evil dental cartel toothfarie motherfucks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Props on having stupid money to waste on trivial novelty shit, $7k+ !?!?! I'll have to pass shit for that much I'll make my own, for $30-50

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the ATF raid starts in 5...4..3...2..1...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fook yeeeessssss, Mmmmmmmmm, trial by stone!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They material for life, sad really. Some assholes in my town killed one of a pair and the other was alone for over 10 years, rip, duchess.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone missed a horocrux hmmmm?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always used to pull apart the strings of Chinese firecrackers and superglue then to battalions of these guys...sandbox war zone Ptsd anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got the same look every time in used to sleepwalk on my Lego cities....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Satanic forces at work in the vicinity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gold, dankinscence & herb?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best post evaaaaaaaaah!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 'plaintiff' if we can call her that should have to serve the same amount of time this man had stolen from his life, would seem fair...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$6000 fine/ jail time? WTF U.S.A. legal system , smokie & yogi will be pissed about this one, bearing arms, arming bears. Bearing bears ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He sure is .....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man I loooooove the piggly wiggly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would mix the leftover plant matter into some easy PB cookies, 1 cup PB, 1 egg, 1 cup sugar, plus I guess 1/2 a cup of your leftovers,yum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part is the squeeling sound the piggies make right as their throats are slit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet deli meats from rotten teets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....which leads us to present day, whining wants to watch the world burn?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome shit is that agent 47?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's over 9000+!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death by snu-snu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I from dimension c-31 ? I need TINY RIIIIIIIIICK!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Ford was always a straight line, George may have had a tail but was sure he was a chimp and it was short, don't know about chick-fil-a

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is before whatever shift caused harpist parallel universes to merge, likely the preexisting varients were already dead or died in meld

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my home dimension the line was "no Luke, I am your father", the bearnstein bears, monopoly guy had monocle, 80s Mandela deth caused riots

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound like a clan rally checkpoint was facilitated ... Dank shame, that couch looked like it'd make a good ________ spot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

A congressman/woman walks into a ________ to see a ________ about ________.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*insert vigorous jazz hands here*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0