Discobeam

2796 pts · February 4, 2016


Agreed. Don’t waste a perfectly good dildo. Just fold the fucker in half until he’s choking on his own dick

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least they give out the good drugs for those ??

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But what I’m really interested in is the Daisy Chain ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can’t beat ‘em then change the rules…. Yep sounds Republican

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s actually from a musical I was in in College, “Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh cool, I’d never heard that before.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had to look it up to make sure lol.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, you are correct. Anubis has the head of a Jackel. There were no wolves in Ancient Egypt

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

She is so fucking stupid!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Won’t lie… that looks hella fun

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG! The scene where the animals get drunk from rotting fermented fruit ? and then the massive hangover the next day. Nearly pissed myself

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would ? buy this palate ??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget that cunt Amy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is absolutely pure fucking evil

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I recently got adopted by my porch panther - also known as Mr Turd Ferguson

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a gig checklist TATTOED on my arm and I STIL forget to check the list. That I have TATTOED. ON MY FREAKIN ARM ??‍♀️

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only tRump could make Mother’s Day about him ??‍♀️?

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I feel very fortunate that my mother was always supportive of me not having kids. She’s compensated by becoming a grandma to my friends kids

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sprained my ankle 3 times watching this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut ??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like fantasy the “Witch Star” series is pretty damn good

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck these asshole right in their goat demon asses ????

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Usually with cat allergies it’s a protein in the saliva that triggers a reaction and not the hair itself

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kinda wish he would take his own “medicine”

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I barfed just watching this ? ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, if the mother dies during childbirth is the child guilty of involuntary manslaughter or negligent homicide?

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