DirtPuppet

1185 pts ยท March 3, 2013


I was born a white male in the northeastern US, but I indentify as a Waring blender (I'll put you through some changes). I'm really into polyphony; any monotones can GTFO.

No, he's paying Russia to fan the flames. Actively working against US interests.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You spelled 'cunt' incorrectly.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Allegedly"

4 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

For my third wish, I want to be a duck!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I ask again what congress is doing? Seems relevant.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I could watch this all day.

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Nothing says 'Well Adjusted' like a face tattoo.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullshit. They'll cave like they always cave. We're beyond fucked.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm OK with a little collateral damage, as a treat.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would matter to me.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts? Fuck ICE, fuck Trump, and fuck you if you voted for him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's probably in Maine with a different license plate.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a rapist.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Serve it cold.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck the the Fucking Gestapo and their shitty enablers.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boy, he looks Proud.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last clause is doing some heavy lifting.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Face time with Luigi.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GIFs that end too soon.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are some good-looking Nazis. (There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I left the '/s' in my other pantaloons. Sorry.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The French had a system, back in the day...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

America is a force for good in the world.

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

No cake pop is a music fad in Korea.

5 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I love this for them.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear his pronouns are now splish/splash.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The goggles! They do nothing!

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like that wall could take a lot of abuse. It would resist many lead pellets.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made several purchases weeks after the 2016 election.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I searched my soul and found nothing but hate for these treasonous idiots.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0