DireSnails

43231 pts ยท March 7, 2013


Cinnamon buns.

It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Satanic Temple member, personally, I think that what we truly worship is human potential.

3 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

Hey, come on, we're good people. Also Satanic Temple =/= Church of Satan.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The math of a grandma being 46 and the granddaughter already being married is concerning.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

They probably pulled right out of a pussy and tried to force it into her ass, and she screamed and never let him near her ass again.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ugh. I straight up told one male doctor, "The only wants I'm concerning myself with are mine."

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

There are still areas where they won't give women a tubal unless they already have kids AND get their husband's consent. Disgusting.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I just love that the T-1000 had to chop vegetables for a minute.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A steaming entree prepared with love and devotion.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember, Satan loves you just the way you are!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I thought it was a toe

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spoon of sauce, please?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. That is some good paper.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If we sit on our faces in all kinds of places and play, we'll be blown away!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And the Dickosaur cums in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but have you ever had a frozen Pop Tart?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And nobody has ever, ever peed in it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it's fine if I say pussy and cunt instead?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'd skateboard down that motherfucker.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Be the change

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I truly don't care if these people die.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know what I like the most?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good for warmth *and* cheer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Related to the reason why I always leave my toilet lid up-- so my cat can have water in case.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In prison? Time to get yoked.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liam Neeson

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Canada... Oo0Ohhhh Canada...

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Have you seen him with the beard? Sweet Jesus in a peach tree...

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

*Sobs in United States*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0